Guys in business suits dancing about like body-popping robots in slow-mo. That’s how you make a music video, and the guys who’ve made it have dedicated it to the grim devastation that was unleashed upon Japan a few weeks back. They talk philosophically about a dark night before the dawn or something. Let’s just hope [...]

YAY! I get to have a lightsaber fight with Ashens….But first: Technology, people think it’s doing us good. But it’s not, it’s doing us bad. Before you know it we won’t be able to take a shit without the aid of an iPhone app telling us how to squat and open our bowels. So it’s [...]

The YouTube mash-up maestro who knows how to turn a bunch of strangers who’ve uploaded performances to the site into the greatest band that never was, is back in the room with his latest effort. It’s got a soulful singer, a French horn, a saxamaphone, cello, Native American flute, but no kitchen sink. Which is [...]

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person, she says right at the beginning. And you know when someone starts a sentence, let along a bigoted monologue, with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be racist/sexist/idiotic. [...]

You know what day it is, right? It’s Fridaaaaaay! It’s Rebecca Black day, the day she loves soooo much she has to mention it like a thousand zillion times in a pop song that manages to cover every annoying, soul-destroying teen pop slop cliché in the glittery pop sparkle book of cack. The only saving [...]

Time for a geek out. Assigning numbers to notes Captain Nerdling here gives a musical interpretation of Pi to 31 decimal places at a tempo of 157bpm, which is 314 divided by 2. After watching it you’ll have to go watch an episode of Married with Children or some other such crud, just to cleanse [...]

If this dream team of viral video megalolz actually finds its way into a finished film, we could be looking at the end of time as we know it. Or is this going to be the greatest rickroll in the history of the internet. The film’ll get made, we’ll all pay money to go see [...]

Most of us have got digital cameras these days but let’s be honest, how many of the different functions do you use? Maybe you zoom every now and then to get a pixelated close-up or put it on a night setting or something. But the rest, they might as well not exist. Well thankfully this [...]

She’s the new face of fashionista Armani’s new scent, but…that….toe. What kind of shallow world are we living in!? No one’s denying Megan Fox is pretty, of course she is. She’s had surgery to reinforce that fact. But that toe thumb, that is slightly creepy, you know, if we were being real picky. But here [...]

Not everyone can be this awesome. It takes dedication, skill and an attitude of extreme not giving a shit. This old dude could out dance the whole cast of Step Up and still have energy left over to hit the clubs and bust some moves on the dance floors. Hail to the dancing king.

Since ET’s been away, quite a lot of dreadful things have happened to the earth, like the Jonas Brothers, Bieber. And the little fella loves humanity, he doesn’t want to see it suffering at the hands and voices of irritating pop brats. And of course, there’s the small case of the fang-toothed evil ETs [...]