We all love an art film, right? As long as they’re directed by Michael “Shit Just got Real” Bay. That man knows how to throw in some explosions and shiny fast cars. Now that’s what art is. Not some plotless piece of floating contemplation discussing the meta-meaning of something Plato farted out after too many [...]

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. But we all know that you can never be sure if someone’ll recover, so best to stand above [...]

Jon Lajoie doesn’t need x-ray vision or super strength, because he has super fame. So famous that even before he’s announced a new album the world instinctively knows it. Even Zen hermits in the Himalayas and plant roots deep under the desert floor know who he is. You’ll never hear someone saying “Jon La-who?”. Unless [...]

Oh yeah, they went there. Kind of. Mario finally gets to see the Princess’s peach and enter her pipes and fire at her flower. And so on. Just imagine if something like this actually got made, the cosmos would capsize before swallowing tself because something that wrong could and should never be of this universe [...]

This woman does not want dance rape. No one does. And if you have problems with loads of drunk, lecherous guys shuffling their booze-addled selves up to you while on the dance floor, trying to rub their John Thomas against your butt cheeks, then this is how to tell them you are not interested, girlfriend! [...]

Ever wonder where all those sound effects come from when you’re watching some adult entertainment? Well after watching this you’ll wish you hadn’t. Talk about a mood killer, next time you’re watching some blonde getting pounded just think of a middle-aged German women with a face like a retired wrestler banging her palm against her [...]

If you don’t like the films of Stanley Kubrick then you probably can’t see or hear, perhaps you’re a zombie. They’re more Romero fans. However if you’re a living, breathing humanoid then you’ll enjoy this homage montage (homtage?) of edited scenes from all (except Spartacus) of his movies. Awes.

The Food Liberation Army in Finland have…*dramatic pause*…kidnapped a Ronald McDonald statue and are now holding him hostage unless their demands are met. Demands about getting some free Big Macs, some large fries, a couple of chocolate milkshakes and a Quarter Pounder with cheese, but hold the gherkins.

Prepare to experience AWESOME gone insane! You know how it is, you’ve been out on the sauce all night. Why not, but then suddenly you’re booted out of the bar and left to find your way home. Time for the booze compass to kick in, which fortunately it does, but guides you home via the [...]

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? That’s the reasoning behind this guy and his musician mate Dan Bennett aka Transit’s task to create a pop hit in under 8 [...]

And so. The great rap battle of pale white kids 2011 begins. (Pale kid raps ‘fast’ was SO yesterday!) It’ll go down in history as a time of such cultural richness, of such fertile artistic abundance that the Italian Renaissance will be a barely remembered footnote to it. Paler. Faster. Gayer.