‘Computers have more sense than atheists’ goes the comments in this hilarious video that sees actor Alan Cummings read out someone’s thoughts from a Christian forum — someone who thinks that their computer is intentionally calling out their actions when they try to delete the ten commandments and the machine questions the legality of such an act. But then, if it says so in the bible, it must be true, right?
Not a summer month goes by it seems when Hollywood isn’t shoving a new nostalgia-drenched movie in our faces—Transformers, TMNT, GI Joe, they’ve all been turned in huge, and pretty crappy, film franchises to take a giant sh#t on our collective childhoods.
Jackie Chan starred in the Bruce Lee classic Enter the Dragon and here he recounts coming into contact with the kung-fu master, whilst filming a fight scene, who slaps him round the face with a stick and was meant to miss, but instead it hit him, sending him into a dizzy spin. But the good news, he got to hang out with the martial arts legend for a little longer as Bruce was nothing but apologetic.
Dom Mazzetti schools us all in how to take your shirt off—sure you may think you know how to do such a thing, but trust me, you don’t. Which is where Dom comes in, enlightening us all in how to remove your top in the most bro way possible.
Perhaps you are, or you know someone who’s a shitbag hipster who’s so irritating that they make you want to slice off your own ears and eat them, rather than listen to another turd that falls out of their mouth. If so, help is at hand in the form of this handy cure that can work wonderful effects on the hipster in your life.
Harry Main takes to his bike and starts giving it the Charlie big potatoes as he performs stunts that would take most of us 50 billion years to master. But not Harry, Harry was born riding a BMX, he rode out of his mother’s womb and off he went out the hospital to pull tricks down the local park.
Filmmaker Dan Toth takes a tour of his local neighborhood, Sunnyside in Queens, New York City—and he does the cardinal sin of filming in portrait, but he’s forgiven because he uses it to create a triptych of images that reference one another.
You’ve probably had your fair share of terrible roommates, but no matter how much of your food they steal or how many annoying notes they leave for you on the fridge, they’re never be as bad as Jigsaw. He can’t get through the day without wanting to play a stupid game that will most likely result in the death of your electrical devices.
Remember those join-the-dot puzzle games you used to do as a kid, and probably still do when no one’s looking? Well, here’s a whole video set out just like that, as the band start out as a group of unjoined numbers then, as the video goes on, the dots gradually get joined together so they become triangulated people.
Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because you’ve been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Yeah, it’s tough, but that’s why God made compilation YouTube videos so you could catch up with what you missed when you get some down time. Believe me when i say this one is a bit special…
OK, before you spew onto your keyboard, this isn’t actually condom ice cream, because even Japan wouldn’t be that crazy. It is, in fact, known as “Egg Ice Cream” and has been in Japan for many, many years. For some reason, maybe the person who designed it was a bit of a joker, but it looks just like a blown up condom….With some extreme gooey innuendo. M’mm.
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