You can’t really get more generic than stock footage, and that’s what’s used in this generic brand video, which first appeared as a satirical poem on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency last month, written by Kendra Eash. And now it’s made the jump from generic brand video poem to generic brand video, and it once conveys both the cynicism we all feel about advertising while acknowledging that without it there wouldn’t be an internets.
The drug cartels of Mexico are some of the most notorious gangsters of our times, causing havoc and spreading fear in parts of this federal republic, while supplying the West with cocaine from South America and showing off their resulting riches on Instagram. So you would expect any online imagery and videos of this persuasion to be….Mexican? Wrong!
If you’re a NIN and Trent Reznor fan, you’ll find humor in Freddy Scott’s parody of Reznor’s music which, as we all know has featured some classics of the industrial rock sound, but sometimes do sound remarkably similar.
Rage Comics may’ve been around for over half a decade, but they seem like part of the internet’s DNA—and translating them into the physical world gives them added creepiness and turns the disturb factor up to max, so it’s a shame we can’t actually contort our features into these bizarre expressions, because it would be really cool to freak out the public with some of these.
If you were looking for some guys to actually explain female anatomy to you, then you’ve come to the wrong place, because these guys haven’t got a clue. Using a plastic medical model of a vagina, they seem to get confused with just what comes out of where, pointing to the anus when asked where pee comes out and coming up with such comedic gold responses like “water” when asked what can stimulate the clitoris. But some of the descriptions are hilarious, with one guy calling the holiest of holies, the “inspiration for ‘The Predator.’”
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Corey Feldman does a terrible Michael Jackson impression in this video for his track “Duh!”, which is so crap you wonder how blinkered the man’s view of himself is or if he’s out to troll the internet with videos that look so shit and pointless and music that’s so loathsome, he’s just trying to wind us all up.
Sorry for the spoiler straight off, but the president doesn’t really play Titanfall, someone pretending to be him does—I mean, you might’ve been convinced that this was the president’s way to reach the gaming demographic in much the same way that he reached out to “the kids” by appearing on Zach Galifianakis’ Between Two Ferns.
Mikey Bolts could well be a pseudonym for Seth McFarlane or maybe Mikey Bolts just is Seth McFarlane, because these impression of the Family Guy characters covering Pharrell’s uplifting hit are spot on and they deserve to make Mikey rich and famous and lusted after by women or men or cartoon characters or whatever floats his boat.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s been busy lately making appearances on QVC, and he seems to be interested in selling one item in particular—and it’s certainly not the blender with its “high-octane” features, Arnie doesn’t give a damn about that. Who could possibly care about such an item.
For those of you who don’t know (yet), Everything Is Terrible are the video collective who mine the strange and forgotten world of VHS and come back with retro weirdness that puts the “Wuuuut?” in WTF, have collated lots of the bits from their website into this mashup of racist rabbits, singing babies, perfect killing machines, mid-90’s beefcake, cat massages and plenty, plenty more.
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