Tact and subtlety are not really what gay guys are aiming for when messaging each other on pickup apps like Grindr, SCRUFF, and GROWLr—there’s no wooing or charming going on, no need to coyly hide behind social pleasantries—so when you get a bunch of women to read out the explicit messages these guys send each other, it’s only going to be hilarious.
If there was ever a train equivalent of Chuck Norris, this is it, in the video game world anyway—watch in awe as 64 Battlefield Players try to stop it whilst it plows through tank after tank and laughs in the face of military helicopters firing missile after missile, nothing will stop it reaching its destination, unlike most of the trains that seem to be running on Britain’s rail network—any Limey’s out there will know what I mean.
Who needs Formula 1 when you have this kind of craziness—so jump onboard with skilled racer David Hauser, who rides a Dallara GP2 as he zooms along at the Course de côte de St. Ursanne at the European Hillclimb Championship in an insane high speed run which is terrifying enough just watching it on the internet, let alone actually riding along, darting about like a madman with balls the size of planets.
There’s not many music videos that will change your life, but this is an exception and IceJJFish is a rare talent—in fact he’s not really a talent, rather a series of terribly sung lines warbled together to troll us into thinking he’s serious. But surely he can’t be serious, surely no one can be this bad and not be self-aware about it. Surely?
Most of us would probably look at the 2nd tallest building in the world and feel queasy just staring at it, but these two Russian guys decided to scale this behemoth that stands at over 2000 feet—the building is still under construction but during a break in the Spring Festival holiday construction was halted and that’s when these two seized their opportunity to check out the view from the top. Total madness.
It shouldn’t be allowed that a 70 year old man can look this awesome and pump this much weight while the rest of us can barely look at ourselves in the mirror without gagging—so all respect to this guy for managing to keep so fit and look so good at such a ripe old age when many people can’t stand up unaided. Just wish it didn’t make the rest of us feel so ashamed. Watch it, this guy is so humble it’ll make you sick.
Keyboard Cat better watch out, he’s got some competition in the shape of a baby and a whole bunch of other people who are having a collective jamming session where they magically morph into different people while still playing the same tune. If you’re looking to tinkle the ivories and don’t know where to start, Yamaha’s b series is the place to begin your piano-playing odyssey — So whatever your level or age, beginner, student or returner, the b Series will have you mastering the keys in no time.
Maybe he’s looking to take some of the attention away from his daughter or maybe he’s just been perfecting this sequel for so long – it’s taken him this long to do a follow up to the 90s classic – or maybe he’s just trolling. But whatever the heck he’s up to, he’s got the internet’s attention, so behold ladies and gentlemen, the WTF that is “Achy Breaky 2″ which features Rapper Buck 22 and lots of naked alien women.
You probably didn’t watch the opening ceremony because they can go on a little bit and are generally a bit dull and you probably had something better to do like stare at a wall—but don’t worry if you feel like you missed out, because you can just watch this abridged version which is only a minute and a half long and features all the campest and best bits but speeded up into a much more digestible format.
This video should bring a little joy into your cold, cold cynical heart as a cute little girl runs outside and enjoys the sensation of rain for the first time in her life, and is completely overcome by the magic water falling from the sky—but you know, it’s a little irresponsible too, she could catch a nasty cold after being out in wet weather like that. WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDRENNNNNN!!!!!!!
No doubt your Facebook news feed has been getting inundated with those Look Back videos from your “friends”—and no doubt you’ve been ignoring them if you have any sense. But this is one Facebook Look Back you won’t want to miss, it’s Albuquerque’s finest meth cook’s highlights from his timeline, detailing his journey from lowly chemistry teacher to epic underworld kingpin. Ah, the memories.
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