CollegeHumor inject a dose of mood-killing realism into one of porn’s most classic archetypes, the cable guy who comes round to service more than your TV. But in this case it’s the Time Warner cable guy, so that means getting screwed in a very different way. If you wondered why there wasn’t more realism in porn, this is why.
You’ve got to have respect for Taylor Swift, her performance at the Grammys was amazing, if only for the fact that she keeps playing and singing even though she’s getting attacked by one of gaming’s most hardcore fighters: Ryu. He’s relentless, kicking and punching and never letting up, yet it doesn’t faze Taylor one bit. What a champ.
The internet can be so kind, here some selfless individuals offer their services to help Peter Jackson improve his directing skills and make a better Hobbit film. Some of them are guaranteed more laughs, for instance there’s always room for more burps and farts to be featured in any film and who’s going to argue against putting in more Michael Jackson tunes? And, of course, lasers—as a general rule, more lasers is always a good one to follow.
Did you ever get a tattoo? Or did you ever get a tattoo that you then regretted when you got older and oh-so-wiser? It’s something that happens all the time, because when you’re a young, hot-headed 18 year old, you’re certainly in a different frame of mind than you are when you’re a cold-hearted 40 year old. In this 10 minute doc, five different subjects are interviewed about tattoos they got when they were 18, 19, and 20, and they describe how differently they feel about them now.
Yeah, so you might be aware that Justin Bieber was arrested last week for DUI and drag racing and generally being a scourge on this earth—and while it brought mild amusement to most of us, it seems some people were really pissed off about it, namely this Italian-American guy who goes on an epic rant about how America is done as a nation and how these types of shitheads are ruining everything ever. Like, woah.
Have you ever, perhaps in a moment of egomania, thought about starting your own religion? You know, you could make up a bunch of rules that people have to follow and pretend that by doing whatever you say would somehow bring them closer to an imagined entity that created the universe and will thus make them feel a lot less crappy than they do. Sounds like a lot of effort, right? So how about doing it virtually using a video game? Just don’t play this with friends, you might just start a holy war.
Michael Shainblum is a master of the time-lapse and in the video, “Into The Atmosphere,” the photographer spotlights some epic places in California, from Santa Barbara and Marin County, to La Jolla and Gaviota, bringing his visual magic to bear on them and highlighting their exceptional beauty by hypnotising the viewer with footage of giant fog banks seen from mountain tops, God rays shooting into the middle of the desert, and cloud-covered seascapes throughout the west coast. Beautiful.
At some point, maybe it was around the Medicinal Fried Chicken episode, Randy Marsh morphed into the best character in South Park—he’s now a role model to us all, much like Homer Simpson is, so it’s only right that he gets his own best of YouTube video. In fact this is the second best of video he’s got because there’s just so many awesome moments where Randy is a king amongst men.
Maybe you didn’t turn on your computer yesterday, or you went temporarily deaf, dumb and blind, in which case you might not know that Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI and drag racing—and in this exclusive video, exclusive to anyone with an internet connection anyway, you can see the arresting officer busting down Justin’s door and bringing the little swine to justice.
Obama may’ve come into power on a tide of goodwill, but his time in office has seen the public continually lose faith in him—especially the kids yeah. So to re-engage with this most precious of demographics, The O Man has decided to converse with them directly on a level they can understand: XBox Live—watch as he attempts to win over the young people of America and get them playing for Team Health Care.
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
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