If you’ve seen the original than you might be in two minds about this Hollywood remake by Spike Lee, but after watching this trailer you might be convinced, as it follows the trials of Josh Broslin, an advertising executive who is kidnapped and held hostage for 20 years in solitary confinement. Then, once he’s released, he trots off to find out who the hell it was who trapped him and unleash hell on them.
Watching this at a normal frame rate is just annoying, as all you’d be doing is sitting there looking at people having a great time in the sun while you’re sat at a computer hating. But film it in 1000fps and then you have a mesmerizing piece of footage of a fat man flying through the air in slow-mo.
Say goodbye to any fond memories you had of Uncle Scrooge and his nephews, because they are about to be shattered into a million pieces along with your hopes and dreams with this scientifically accurate version of the Disney cartoon. And it turns out actual ducks aren’t really that nice to each other, in fact they’re pretty damn horrible, especially to the females. Childhood ruined!
It’s the Cowdownie Fair! Head on down for fun for all the family! And by fun they mean abject misery, but misery’s good for the soul, it builds character and it’s a helluva lot cheaper than taking them to Disney World. For just $13 an hour you can stand in a paddock field or you can have your face spray painted for free. So get on down there!
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
So, what really happens when you are introduced to new technology, forget the ability to enhance and push the realms of learning and communication, sure that has it’s place in man’s greatest achievements, but you just know that one of the first uses of Google Glass will be used in the quest to push getting jiggy to new frontiers – you know, to boldly go where no other man has gone before, or in this case, penis. It was only a matter of time……but i doubt it’ll be quite as you expected.
This is MMA superfighter Marloes Coenen and the video featured is a documentary/music video about a day in her life, following her as she prepares mentally and physically for a fight right up until the moment that she jumps into the ring and is about to unleash hell on her opponent. You can’t but feel respect for this warrior and if you don’t, she’ll kick the shit out of you.
Halloween might be a long way off, but that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge yourself in this animated gothic ghost story, which will appeal to fans of Tim Burton movies and anyone who likes their short films to come with a creepy atmosphere. It’s got suspense and everything needed to scare the bejesus out of you — and don’t worry, people won’t think less of you because you got a little freaked out.
James Bond is… Team Fortress 2! Or Team Fortress 2 is… James Bond! Or something. The trailer for the last Bond movie gets spoofed but it’s not taken lightly, it’s done incredibly well, so much so that it makes you want to to demand that they remake the entire movie this way and then go on to remake the entire Bond back catalogue. That’s how well it’s done.
Having an “overly” attached girlfriend sounds like some sort of nightmare scenario, but think about it a bit, ittakes a lot of dedication and energy so not everyone has the time or resources to be able to do it. But for those people, don’t worry, you can still be attached, just not overly so. And if you need some tips on how to do that then just have a watch of the video above and you can start with your new life as a normally attached girlfriend. Be honest, does this seem slightly familiar and horrifying?
Well, this guy’s definitely got some interesting issues, namely he wants to bone his 15 year old cousin which is bad enough, but then he freaks out in the middle of a family occasion at his grandma’s house and renders his reputation a blow it will never recover from. And neither will his cousin. Families, eh….who’d have them?
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