And by dancing, she doesn’t just mean staggering around drunkenly on the dance floor to Daft Punk. No, by dancing she means backing-Britney-Spears-in-her-heyday type dancing, the sort of professional moves you see on stage being performed by Rihanna. How did she do it? Well, fairies, and magic, and she also practiced a LOT, like everywhere she went, at bus stops, at the grocery store, at work.
“Still Life With Woodpecker” by Tom Robbins doesn’t sound like the kind of book that would send you into rapture, unless it is read by this woman. The twist is she’s being distracted by someone under the table with a vibrator. The results are hysteria and lack of concentration and a wish that all book reading sessions (this is one of seven) could be like this. Might have paid more attention if they were.
If you’ve ever wanted to modify a Nerf Vulcan to automatically aim and fire at targets because, you know, life isn’t complete unless you have one, then watch this video and you too could scare the crap out of visitors as they see this pointing and following them. It’s pretty impressive stuff, even if it is the nerdiest thing ever.
Polish animator Damian Nenow creates a tale of dog fighting fighter pilots battling it out in a snowy landscape. And this battle is of epic proportions, even crashing the planes into one another isn’t enough to stop these two from slugging it out–driven by pure hatred for one another they continue to unleash hellish havoc. Simply amazing.
Imagine a world without cell phones. Go on. It’s a terrifying thought, like having a limb amputated or something. But the world used to be like that, remember it? When you’d be queuing at a bus stop and the only game you could play to pass the time was a boxing puppet match, or when the mail man used to punch you in the face before stuffing spam in your jacket? Bad times.
Turf war! David Attenborough is a renowned naturalist who has presented many, many TV shows about natural history and all the craziness of nature. But here, he lends his narrating skills to the fine art of hooligan brawling—as these two opposing sides kick the shit out of each other, Atters tells us why they do it.
We may think that babies are helpless and need an adult to help them do anything, but they’re quite capable all by themselves. So here they are, in montage form, escaping from their cribs, clambering over stair guards, and generally making a mockery of us all. So just remember this when you close the door and put them to bed.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! It’s time to wet your pants and then invent a time machine and travel through space-time to September 17, 2013 because you just can’t wait any longer for the new GTA title to be released. If expectations weren’t already riding high enough, just wait until you’ve seen this, and then try and pretend you’re not getting caught up in the hype.
Prepare to be awsomenized. He’s got orange hair, green skin and looks like a monster, so physically he fits the description of a troll quite well, so it was probably only natural that he was going to become one eventually, whether he’s upsetting professional footballers or pushing little girls off swings, he’s out there making a mockery of us all. Beware.
No one does weird commercials like the Japanese, so prepare for six minutes of WTFness and Tommy Lee Jones, as the alternate universe of Japanese advertising unleashes itself onto your fragile mind. Even in the age of the internets, where weirdness is pretty much the default setting, these still manage to astound. The creative teams behind them must have some of the strangest imaginations on the planet.
Tanks, a battlefield, an aircraft raining down bullets on the soldiers below… fortunately this isn’t real war, because that would be horrendous, instead it’s a well executed toy battle between RC tanks and aircraft with some toy soldiers thrown in for good measure. It’ll find your inner nerd and cause them to go “COOL! I wanna see a whole series!”
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