Once you know that this is directed by Eric Wareheim then it all becomes clear. Well, as clear as it can be, which TBH isn’t very clear at all. Instead you’ll be left with mouth agape pondering just WTF it was you just sat through. It features a lot of butts anyway, not that you’ll be appreciative of all of them, but you certainly won’t forget this vid in a hurry.
Have you ever heard your partner say, “Don’t try to fix it. I just need you to listen.” Yep, i’m sure every man has heard these words. And they are the law of the land. No matter what. THE LAW! You know, ladies, sometimes the problem is staring you in the face. Staring you in the face because you’re looking in the mirror and there the problem is, right there in the middle of your forehead. But sometimes women just don’t want to see it…..(Oh yeah, probably best to NEVER let her watch this)
Meet Jerome, a bad-ass neighbor-scaring G-star from the ‘burbs — sure he may not be as street as the hood but he’s still able to break the rules, he steps on grass when it’s just been sprayed with pesticides, he frightens old people on bicycles as they cycle down the road. He steals people’s papers. He’s keeping it real in the suburbs, yo.
There’s no incredible insights or massive revelations from these lesbians as they sit down and watch some lesbian porn to see if it’s anything like their sex lives. And you know what, turns out it’s nothing like it! And instead, the female-on-female porn world is a bunch of fakery where what goes on is nothing at all like what happens in real-life (unless you have the mind of a male). Shocking.
All hail Maximus Thor, your new hero for the day. Off he goes to church to party with the Lord! If this little guy was taking the sermons each week, then the local church might find that their flock would suddenly grow exponentially. He could preach about whatever the hell he liked and people would just bow down to his total awesomeness.
Speaking with a two year old can be hilarious, so instead of letting all that comedy gold go to waste, this guy decided to re-enact his conversations with his 2 year old daughter using himself and a fully grown man. In this episode we learn that this guy’s daughter doesn’t like him talking to his wife, when she’s talking to her. And everyone knows you don’t disobey a two year old.
Every sci-fi nerd has thought of it, what space craft could pwn other space craft from different sci-fi franchises. So here those wet dreams are lived out above the skies of San Francisco as we get Star Trek vs. Star Wars and the Enterprise takes on the Death Star. So who do you think will win? With JJ Abrams directing both of the genres you can’t help but thisk that this might just become a reality!?
All those ego-maniacal humans hogging all the limelight when it comes to those being awesome compilations on YouTube. Well enough is enough! It’s time for the animal kingdom to get its own version, because animals are awesome too, you know? And if you don’t believe that, then just take a look at this already. You’ll never doubt an animal can’t skydive again.
In case you didn’t know, The National is an American indie rock band formed in Cincinnati, Ohio. There was a moment on their last tour when Brooklyn’s (their new adopted home) The National reminded you just how special they can be – and are regularly. I find it hard to believe this will not be album of the year for me. It’s a ‘grower’, takes many listens to appreciate it, but damn is it worth it.
So a new console was announced this week, it was pretty insignificant so you may’ve missed it because you had some more important stuff to do, like watch some grass grow. It may look like an old Betamax VCR from the 80s, but apart from playing games you can – wait for it – watch TV and surf the web – WOW!!! – If you were unable to watch it live for hours online then don’t fret, you can check out this abridged version that tells you all you ever need to not know.
It seems like there’s a new extreme sport being invented every other day, so here’s Kai Lenny and Pato Teixeira showing you how to Jet Surf, testing out this sport for the first time on the powerful waves of Hawaii. With this puppy you can power you way onto what were, before, unreachable waves. Or, it’s basically just another excuse to get paid by Red Bull to hang out in beautiful locations and mess around in the water. Sounds great, where do I sign up?
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