This is how you deliver a responsible message to the kids, using foul-mouthed language to get it across to them. That way in amongst the expletives they’ll get the anti-drugs message that basslines are so much more rad than lines of ket. Sure, it might slightly terrify very young children as they hear Dizzy’s rasping rhymes, but that can only be a good thing.
When debuting your new piece of fancy kit, one thing you must avoid is electrostatic discharge–it gets us all in the end, but you don’t want it humiliating you when you’re trying to show off a new product, unless you’re moonlighting as a comedian. But sadly this guy isn’t, although maybe he should think about getting into it because what happens sure is hilarious.
You know what’s annoying about being on a fuckin’ cruise ship? Fuckin’ everything, and this guy fuckin’ knows that only too well. So off he goes and gives us all the grand fuckin’ tour, punctuating his introduction of everything with the word “fuckin’” because it makes everything sound infinitely cooler and much more hilarious than if he’d left the word “fuckin’” out of the fuckin’ video.
If you saw the latest Batman movie then you’ll probably fall into one of two camps. You either thought it was a fitting end to Nolan’s brooding trilogy or you sat there picking holes in the plot because you have a complete ineptitude to suspend your disbelief when it comes to a movie about a man who dresses up as a fucking bat. This video falls into the latter strangely enough.
Shut up. It’s such a great–and mean which makes it great–thing to say to someone. And no one does it better than the movies, from “Shut the fuck up, Donnie” to “SHUT UP GRANDMA!†there’s some classics in here. We can all learn something from watching this, we can learn that we could all tell people to shut up in real life a lot cooler than we are doing. Make it a new year’s resolution.
You know the reason she can dance like nobody’s watching in such a crowded place? Because nobody is watching. Look at them, they’re just getting on with whatever it is they need to do, like checking their luggage in or staring at some litter on the floor in case it does an impromptu mime act–anything but look at this woman dancing like someone possessed.
When Carl Sagan saw the image from the Voyager 1 space probe, the shot that shows the earth at it’s most distant we’ve ever seen in a photograph, he went off on one in a monologue about this place we call home – and the rest is history. This video is a visual response to those musings.
Well, this guy could be forgiven for thinking he was some kind of superhero. Him and his “friend” head to the wrong side of the tracks and the worst happens, nightmare stuff – he gets f’d up in broad daylight by a shotgun. Next thing he knows his arm is hanging off and he has a whole in his chest the size of a football and his ‘friend’ is getting ready for a head-shot. But more incredibly, he survived. Whoah — More than worthy of a resurrection from the archives.
Holy 16 foot full pipe loop Batman! Red Bull continue their complete domination, I mean sponsorship, of all extreme sports by letting BMXers ride through a tunnel and do jaw-dropping stunts like riding standing on the handle bars in a very dangerous don’t-try-this-at-home-or-if-you-do-at-least-have-the-decency-to-film-it-so-we-can-all-laugh-at-you-injuring-yourself way. Epic stuff though.
This looks like a good gang to be in, lots of hot girls who like nothing more than carving a newbie into the mountainside on their boards. And there’s not a blonde-haired gnarly dude in sight. There needs to be many more videos like this where girls are doing the extreme sports rather than guys. It has thrills, spills, blood & music by the awesome DUB FX. What more do you need? (original vid here)
A tub of lard becomes a real life fruit ninja, all set to a dubstep soundtrack, in this video. Who says dreams can’t come true? Just look at this fatty, one minute he’s sitting on the couch gasping for life as he gobbles down another Baconator, the next he’s on the internet chopping up flying food with a sword.
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