If you’ve not seen season one of Game of Thrones, you should stop what you’re doing right now, torrent the shit out of it then watch it, because season two draws ever nearer. If you have seen it then take a look at this behind the scenes teaser for the new series and jizz in your pants at the tantalising prospect of season two starting imminently. Woo.
Neo, not the sharpest tool on the box, is obsessed with one thing, and that’s being able to dodge bullets. He just won’t stop going on about it, it’s the sort of thing that could really grate on you, so much so that you’d be tempted to help him on his way to dodging some bullets by firing a couple at him. Morpheus, however, is much more patient. Very patient.
Mitt Romney, he could be the next president of the USA if he has his way, but just who is this silver-tinted rich schmuck who dodges taxes and eats newborn babies for breakfast? Who’s the real Mitt Romney, not the media persona carefully created by his advisers? You won’t find out here but you’ll have plenty to lol at.
You will have never have heard or understand freestyle ramblings like this before. Seriously, you won’t have. But don’t worry yourself about a little thing like that. Instead just enjoy the madness and be grateful that you can’t really understand what the hell she’s saying, it’s probably extremely dull. Bring on the weirdness.
You might think that a game that recreates every facet and nuance of the farming industry with next-gen graphics might suffer from a lack of excitement. Not so. Whack some Skrillex on and it rivals the hectic insanity of Saints Row with ease. Just think GTA 1V on acid and you’re getting the idea how stupidly crazy this game is.
A film about Nazis on the moon has been a long time coming, but now it’s here so we can all breath a collective sigh of relief and get on with our lives. The only thing now is when’s it going to be released in the US? Who knows, but until that incredible day comes (or until you torrent it) here’s the opening four minutes to whet those Nazi-on-the-moon appetites. Nom.
Marina is a singer who gives not a fuck about showing her roots when it comes to dying her hair, and from that small act of rebellion you can gather that she’s cut not from the same cloth as the BRIT School for Performing Arts personages that clutter up the charts. And for that we salute her.
Jake Gyllenhaal takes to the hipster-laden streets of East London, shakes off his Brokeback persona and does his best American Psycho impression, and starts taking out those skinny-jean wearing mofos like they’re going out of fashion. Dressed in his fencing outfit he goes from party to party to club to snow strewn streets mercilessly wiping out his victims. He’s my new hero.
The first things those apes did after they could talk and they ran off to Muir Woods National Monument to be free and plan the demise of humankind, was rave. They guzzled loads of fermented fruit, got totally out of their tree, they went completely bananas. This documentary footage of them is testament to that. Now, where are my Disco-ball underpants?
Am I the only one who thought the cat was actually dead just until the end of the video? It’s really tough to believe he is not crazed out of his mind & passed out on drugs or some other mind-altering substance, like alcohol. But it seems he’s just a really sleepy cat. REALLY sleepy. Either that or catnip is one helluva drug. Back to sleep puss-puss, we all wanna be in the happy place you are in.
When Charlie and Grandpa Joe query about exactly when they’re going to get their lifetime’s supply of chocolate, Mr Wonka gets visibly upset and lets them know precisely the exact amount of chocolate they’ll be getting a lifetime’s supply of. And that amount is zero. SrslySirius puts his musical magic to this classic scene and the result is magical. Great stuff.
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