We’ve had the Facebook movie, now there’s a film about a man who doesn’t have a Facebook. It’s a story of love, betrayal, face-to-face interaction. A story that doesn’t want you to “like” on your Facebook page. A story of a man who refuses to have a profile, a man who uses paper and never Googles. It’s the story of a man without a Facebook. Mel Gibson would be proud.
A young child gives her incredible analysis of pictures of kittens. Cutting through the veneer of metaphor that hangs heavy, tearing through the semantic web to reveal the Platonian absolutes that exist beyond space-time in their abstract forms. Either that or she’s recently done a lot of crystal meth!?
This one should have you hooked from the title alone. And if that doesn’t make you want to torrent the fuck out of this movie right now, how about if you knew it stars Game of Thrones‘ Peter Dinklage, True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten, Firefly‘s Summer Glau, Treme‘s Steve Zahn, It’s Always Sunny‘s Jimmi Simpson, and Community‘s Danny Pudi — and it’s a horror film that follows a group of live-action roleplayers who “accidentally summon a demon from the underworld.â€
It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about, get the best minds on the job and then go out there and get the girl. As long as you don’t take too long to make the right decision. ‘FAIL’ is not an option here people!
Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. It’s Monday, the day on the internet where music is shared, so why not give this a listen to and start your week off like it was a Friday night rave, in the kind of club you’d NOT want to frequent in Blade 2. Throw those hands in the air and start making some shapes, gurn your face into a contorted grimace — and then get on with some work.
In France it seems, even the zombies like dubstep. And they seem to have those slavering undead maniacs quite well trained, where instead of mindlessly attacking humans and ripping the flesh from their bones, they’d rather execute a well rehearsed dance routine for us all to enjoy.
The cuddle is an intimate act that doesn’t require you grunt like an animal, instead it’s all about exploring the tenderness of two living things sharing the joy of snuggling. It doesn’t matter if that’s between man and woman, man and beast, spoon and fork, or man and Bob Saget.
Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.
The great Sir David Attenborough narrates us through some of the running battles that overtook London over the last 5 days. It was a surreal turn of events, one that even Sir Dave would shake his head at the tragedy of it all, but the uncanny resemblance about what everyone’s favourite luvvie is rambling on about and the rioters is a little too close for comfort. As everyone seeks to recover, the internet can help by doing what it does best, making with the lulz.
With the world in ruin: riots in England, numbers losing their integrity, Obama getting all those grey hairs. What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.
Now here’s an interesting request you can’t possibly refuse from the cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into when she appeared in Twilight. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the request sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles pinching a loaf, it’s nothing kinky, or maybe it is? It’s all about joining a big ‘movement’ and giving a shit about…..dammit, i got so completely distracted by the fact she really WAS having a crap on the toilet i forgot to listen.
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