Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a chip and pin machine where your dick is the credit card or a money tree that needs sperm to grow. Proof there really is a god!
Even in the seemingly peaceful toy world of Lego City, there is no escape from the flesh-munching, brain-chomping, organ-grinding, skin-tearing zombie hordes. And these undead monsters even include a zombie Yoda. You just know the world has gone to shit when even the sage-like Yoda is one of the angry-eyed walking dead.
You gotta fight for your right to get Will Ferrell to play you in a movie! It’s 25 years since the Beastie Boys released “Licensed to Ill” giving people an excuse to be unwell and gategrashing your momma’s house for a party. And now they’re making a film about that fateful time, starring so many Hollywood celebs they must be attempting to break some kind of cameo world record.
The devastation wrought by an earthquake is pretty grim news all round but not for this bunch of skaters, for them the city’s effectively been turned into a giant skate park, with the cracked roads and general carnage that is the customary state of things after a huge tremor becoming a giant playground of obstacles to ollie and grind and do all the stuff that people with skateboards do.
Meet John, he is a man with a mission who refuses to die, he’s either immortal, or a very lucky b#stard who loves his work! What would be your dream job? How about designing video games that are exploring new creative possibilities and pushing the medium to its limits? We’re seeing new generations of game designers ripping up the rule book and using their energies and imaginations to stretch the platform’s capabilities. Gamers who honed their craft as hobbyists and invest their creations with great passion, wit and wonder. And who doesn’t want to play games like that?
The homoerotic tension runs high (don’t pretend you don’t love it) in this new video for Daft Punk’s track “Alive”, which also happens to be Emile Hirsch’s directorial debut. it stars Ace Norton and Frankie Levangie in (and out of) their best 80s clothes because, you know, the 80s were cool and everyone was younger then and movies were made from pure, concentrated nostalgia. This video proves that sometimes it’s OK to be gay. Gay as in happy!
Dude starts the video completely naked and then proceeds to get dressed. Backwards. Such is his consummate skill and ability. But why would he choose to shed his clothes in what looks like a public park in the first place? Maybe cos his buddies did something pretty gross to him while he was passed out. But hey, that’s what friends are for, right?
Here you go, a massive scrap between rival Ukranian soccer fans, 120 sluggers from FC CSKA Kiev versus 150 bruisers from some Dynamo Kiev, to find out which team has the toughest fans? The result is a particularly epic scrap that puts Brad Pitt and Edward Norton to shame and is a totally pleasant way for one to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon. Don some boxing gloves, rip off the jolly shirt, and kick ten tons off shit out of complete strangers. It’s the beautiful game. Bravo.
We all remember that interview where the crazy warlock ranted about his tiger blood and 7G rocks? Well, here’s the unedited version of it and Charlie is *ding* off the *ding* chain *ding*. Inside his house & inside his head, this was put together by the tiger-blooded winner himself for his “Violent Torpedo of Truth†tour and kinda saying everything that ever needed to be said about what it means to be high on ?????. Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in outer Sheen.
If only our own Western pop wasn’t full of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and other shitty twee rubbish. If only it was full of really hot Asian girls in their underwear like this video. Then you wouldn’t need any other type of music, you’d just need pop with videos of cute girls in skimpy clothes to accompany it. You can’t escape the sickly sugar-coated spew-nami sweeping the pop planet, teenies are taking over the asylum, embrace them and only accept the madness if it comes wearing mimimal apparel :(
This occurs around towns and cities all over the planet every Friday and Saturday night, so much that the streets run yellow with rivers of urine. But it’s not always about just finding a secluded alley and letting it flow forth. No, there are subtleties. It takes training and skill to accomplish this feat while in the middle of a busy crowd, or doing it under a parked car. This man will show you how. This dude is a true piss artist!
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