So that was 2010. What will 2011 hold in store for Rémi, will he take a turn in French politics bringing about a fall in unemployment and uniting the disparate lower and middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry from the local supermarket and throwing it into oncoming [...]

Loosely following on with our Glee theme (Chris Colfer won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a TV series), prepare for an Englishman to tell Hollywood how it ‘really’ is in last night’s 68th Golden Globes award ceremony. Sparing no punches and probably killing any chance of future film work Mr. Gervais proved [...]

“One fap to rule them all!”. If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural (unlike their freaky hairy feet) and you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe. However, you wouldn’t [...]

Following on with our Glee theme we have Harry Shum, Jr. swapping his dancing shoes for his killing ones’, and not a gay icon in sight, this is more like it! There’s also not a lot to dislike in this. It’s short, it has a gun fight, a lightsaber fight, some macho hero posturing, decapitation, [...]

What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be [...]

It’s almost more enjoyable watching this girl perform this in sign language than it is watching that kinetic typography version. She’s just full of attitude, so next time you’re down the local disco, drunkenly flaying your arms about while trying to rub your crotch on the girl in the tight pink dress, and this song [...]

Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon’s Michael “Bloody” Caine impressions from improv sitcom The Trip are, put simply, amazing and hilarious. I especially like Coogan doing the e-mo-tion-al Michael Caine with the broken voice. “She was only 16 years old. She…was…only…16…years…old.”

It’s a supercut of the “other” 100 best movie insults of all time. And it’s ten minutes long, can your attention span last that – oh look a dog with a fluffy tail! Simpson’s references aside, this is worth the watch because, you know, movies are cool and insulting people’s cool. So the two together [...]

Read as a statement the above heading just states the obvious, but don’t read it as a statement, read it as the number of people killed by Mr Bauer. Because that’s what he does. Whether he’s wrenching their guts out to get to a swallowed key, torturing them to death with their Granny’s bloodied, flesh-strewn [...]

She’s back & still INSANE! In Soviet Russia it’s the girls who are fearless – Last time she used a ramp, this time she is happily being thrown off a desolate building block with nothing but a homemade bungee rope attached to her waist. While Western kids play pretend war with digital playmates, Russian kids [...]

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science for the inner-nerd in all of us [...]