Control the ever-cool bling-tastic Mr. T, bounce the ball off his tank against the bricks and Snickers bars above. Get some nuts, get some points, get a high score.
Show Mr. T who da man, don’t make him pity the fool!

Being stuck on the freeway is enough to make you see red but this guy scares the crap outta me – Not only is it obvious he’s suffering from some sort of Tom Hanks ‘Wilson – Castaway’ complex, but he’s also driving with one hand and not paying much attention to the road as he [...]

Everyone can relax, the queen /b/ is back. Hooray! Although this is just a remix of her original stuff it doesn’t stop it from being fucking awesome. In fact it’s far less annoying than her original vids, if only they were all as funky as this. Break it down.

Just a helpful little tip – NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the my office throw themselves at me all day, it’s brilliant! Now go make me a sammich you sexy biatch!

You have to admire the courage of NASA astronauts, ‘To boldly go where no nerd has gone before!’ The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. It’s a dangerous venture that could easily end in FAIL!

Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

It’s Jamal Smith ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most awesome skateboarder. Not only is he a badass on the board but he’s also a philosopher, poet, raconteur and cultural nutritionist. Gadda da mean? Fo sho ya gadda da mean! Yeh, yeh.

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]

It is a mystery to everyone what the new ipad can really do, obviously it has some crazy new features what we will all want in our lives, but this goes to explain a little of what we can look forward to. So throw your Maxipads away asap.

Hollywood attempt to blind us with the full extent of their understanding of all things technical as they switch their focus from cutting-edge zooming and enhancing technology to the intricacies of Internet Relay Chat and the cryptic language of leetspeak, it’s how hackers talk when they don’t want to be overheard. The result is an [...]

It’s that age-old question answered, do the freaks of God really possess a soul? Be honest, however sorry you feel for someone with red hair you just can’t help thanking the heaven’s above that it’s not bestowed on you…..And then you laugh uncontrollably – This dude is not doing his kind much service with his [...]

Looks like Hollywood has a problem! They are all out of original ideas so they’re going to resort to sodomising your childhood again to make a quick buck by calling in the A-Team. Hot on the heels of the Transformers, Indiana Jones and the Karate Kid remake, B.A., Face, Hannibal & Murdock are next in [...]

More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood: 28 Drinks Later is a brilliant film short by Nicholaus Goossen – So be careful to only have “just the one” or this could be humanity’s fate. This time we drink to forget.

Assholes, babes, carnage & douchebags – The ‘A,b,c,d’ of life in the garden state – The Boss sings us the sad story of the hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore. Strange, but it looks as if Bruce has lost a few years?

Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut – It’s a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!

Ladies! Sometimes a catch comes along like this that is just too tempting to pass by! This little bedroom charmer has a life resume that will leave you drooling and reaching for the telephone to get a date with him before it’s too late! Or…maybe an emo super-nerd (destined to be a virgin forever) isn’t [...]

So you’ve watched the film (over 5 times) and you just can’t stop thinking about those weird & wonderful (& yes, kinda cute) creatures that live in the forest that seem to be able to destroy modern warfare equipment with bows & arrows – Now it’s time to look just like one with some make-up [...]

Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is, if you’re a brainless douche bag with balls the size of peanuts – A great Christmas present for the whole planet would be to shove a 20ft Norwegian Spruce up his butt & it could stay there until New Year !

Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!

Miles Fisher covers Talking Heads’ This Must Be the Place in this tribute to the psychotic 80s pop-music analysing yuppie, Patrick Bateman. And he looks uncannily like Christian Bale, I hope no directors of photography were harmed in the making.

I knew there would come a time when the golden age of home-alone hotties dancing in their bedrooms to their webcams would come to an abrupt end & mutate into something new – This is SO disturbingly surrealy twisted that i kinda like it – WTF !?

It is the new must have peripheral for all those one-hand bandits out there, now you can combine your 2 favourites past-times, playing video games & strumming your purple banjo! So when mom asks what you want for Xmas, you know what to say! WTF!?!

It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!

This is the story of most of our lives! Your night out anthem becomes your morning-after anthem! It’s just reassuring to know that chicks, chaos & copious amounts of alcohol were involved, it just doesn’t get much better than this when you are young!

Grandparents and technology will never see eye to eye, but this old dear takes it to extremes. According to her anybody who uses Facebook is a sex offending pedophile who is in imminent danger of getting caught. Get it right. That’s Bebo.

Jokes for dorks. It’s a niche market but this guy has managed to get it dialed down to a precise groan-inducing art form. Jokes about viruses and quantum paradoxes are all well and good but I doubt he’d last long on the comedy circuit…

So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved – Just remember, that old adage “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a pile of crap!

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!

‘I remember the road warrior….’, wait, wrong genre! I remember when streaming video met ADSL and as if by magic we saw the birth of the webcam girl, back then (and now actually) things were all very simple: Girl starts webcam, girl starts music, girl starts dancing, the perfect one (wo)man show. It did the [...]

The big man drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. Sure, homo sparkly vampires might only entertain 12 year old she-nerds, but in 6 short years they’ll be 18 year old she-nerds…