This little girl will go a very long way in life. She will overcome many obstacles and achieve everything she sets out to achieve. She will accumulate more stuff than her peers and therefore be happier and they shall envy her and wish they had her stuff, but she will scoff and pretend she cares [...]

It’s Independence Day across the pond, and to celebrate this some superannuated old fart has made a sorry little film of his anti-British rant, conveniently forgetting that if it wasn’t for us he would not exist and whoever was in his place would be speaking French or, worse, German and that revealing the massive chip he [...]

Bla bla bla women drivers bla bla bla can’t drive for shit bla bla bla shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel bla bla. For pity’s sake, its 2008, are we still having this tired old conversation? Why can’t women just fucking learn to drive and end this once and for all. Because they really do [...]

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.

When Brits say she’s a spinner, they mean she’s deranged, unstable, prone to viciousness, hormonal, and not to be fucked with under any circumstance, however attractive she may be. A chick, basically.
This chick probably isn’t a spinner. In fact she looks pretty fucking cool.

This is absolute genius. Anyone working in advertising take note: you can stick all that clever shit up your arse. Just get two babes in bikinis to sing a little song about your product and everybody on Earth will love you and rush out and buy your product. Now excuse me, I’ve got to rush [...]

A mediocre scene with two mediocre actors out of a mediocre film, made brilliant by swearing. Swearing is so cool and funny it hurts, and by cool, I mean totally sweet. The lesson here is that nothing is so shit it can’t be made brilliant by the word FUCK. Including Martin Scorsese.

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Segways, like foldable bikes, are cool in principle but the reality is you look like a dorky twat riding one. So when you fall off and hurt yourself, no one will have any sympathy and will probably try to kick you while you’re down.

“I was bored with work, so I cut out and went for a swim” is a pretty rock’n’roll attitude at the best of times, unless you’re a marine biologist, in which case it’s just geeky. But when you’re a jump jet pilot it’s just fuckin’ hard assed.

A really really really boring clip, unless for some reason you find guns cool. If this is the case you are probably some kind of testosterone fueled nutcase who also finds cars and motorbikes cool. And sports and beer and naked 25 year old Swedish models, and gadgets and loud music and hard drugs. Ah [...]

Steve from Austin, who sent me this clip also sent this explanation of what it is. Pretty damn cool:
Every so often, just the right combination of conditions and events occur to create an unbelievable event - in this case an F-14D passing through the sound barrier. Not only were the water vapor, density and temperature [...]

A shocking, highly dangerous and subversive clip no doubt ‘leaked’ onto the web by terrorist operatives. It clearly demonstrates, in detailed step by step, how to construct a fully operational flamethrower from a child’s toy and some flammable substance widely available over the counter. Perhaps the most sinister aspect to the whole thing is the [...]

Here is this thing called speedstacking. On paper it sounds geeky - kids stacking and unstacking paper cups as fast as possible. For sport. Surely a sport isn’t supposed to make you want to commit suicide at the very thought of it. OK - now watch this clip - and weirdly it looks pretty cool.

For some reason it is a very American thing to do to take highly unlikely vehicles and stick insane engines in them at huge cost for no reason. Strange that it hasn’t caught on in the rest of the world (except, rumour has it, Australia), since it is clearly a very big and very clever [...]

Toys like this are expensive and unnecessary, which only makes them even more desirable. They are also dangerous, polluting and only last seconds, which makes them even cooler. If you had one of these you would be the baddest of the bad baddasses on the block, no question. No one would fuck with you. Fuck [...]

A pretty funny ad, which for some reason is doing the rounds with no sound. The general idea is that due to clumsy handling of Bud Lite, a young man finds himself in a compromising situation of a vaguely sexual nature when his young lady returns to their abode with her mother. The intriguing question [...]

A pretty funky ad from one of the most annoying retail outlets in the world. For some reason, your brain short-circuits the minute you walk through the doors. Going into a Blockbuster and wandering around, unable to make any decisions, becoming increasingly imbecilised and panic-stricken, is akin to traveling the seventh circle of hell. Doing [...]

It was only a matter of time before someone made an ad involving someone hurting themselves on a running machine. Running machines are the devils invention made for people who are scared of the rain, who like their vegetables packaged and labeled and want to live in a germ-free environment, are paranoid about public toilets [...]

Not many people in the UK have a clue who Terry Tate is, and fewer give a shit. But that doesn’t stop this being a very funny clip. Just assume that the guy plays some rather inferior form of rugby and is as hard as fucking nails.

Supergreg is the current super number one DJ in da haus fur das schoen teknoparti. He has the flava yah? Supergreg is either the new Ali G (genius who turns out to be an idiot) or the new “I kiss you” Mahir (idiot who turns out to be a genius). Or maybe he’s the new [...]

As you get older, your ears get hairier and longer. Why? Isn’t it bad enough that you can’t move properly, and are forced to constantly dribble wee everywhere, without being humiliated by your own ears? This ad is pretty funny, by the way.

So your sumo-wrestler is sleeping peacefully on a chair, when this monster dude sits down, and when he stands up your sumo-wrestler has disappeared! Oh shit, now you have to look up this huge fat greasy lard-ass to get your sumo-wrestler back, hey - he’s leaving, HEY come back, my sumo-wrestler is stuck up your [...]

A trunk monkey is a great optional extra for any urban driver, but if you’re going to spend the money on installation, oxygen redistribution and heating the trunk, then why not spend a little bit extra and get yourself the full schbang: A Trunk Buffalo…

Any link between this ad and Valentine’s day is pretty tenuous, but it does involve a sexy woman changing into sexy underwear and seducing her [...]

Garages aren’t usually places I associate with creative advertising, but this ad for Blakes’s Auto Body is first rate. Some guy has seriously aggravated his wife, so she takes it out on his nice red car with a sledge hammer. But wait - there’s a twist, and damn does she look stupid.

OK - here’s the thing. For a conjugal relationship between a man & woman to work for any length of time without disintegrating into a pile of broken crockery and bitterness, they must at all costs AVOID GOING SHOPPING TOGTHER. The effect of shopping on a relationship is akin to locking a couple in a [...]

In the world of petrol heads there are those who, given the choice, would prefer a great looking car with fat low profiles, chrome everywhere, tinted windows and a 1.3 litre diesel engine. They prefer image over substance, are shallow and insecure and need to face up to the possibility of their own death. Then [...]

How gratifying. Someone has gone to the trouble of making an ad for this site. And it’s good. Annoyingly I deleted his (her?) email before watching it and therefore didn’t say thanks. So, dude (ess?), if you’re reading this: nice job. Thanks. Peace. Vote Homer for prez.