Entries Tagged as 'americans'

Monday, May 21st, 2012

Best Jerry Springer moment EVER

Tv just doesn’t get much better than this. Seriously. It doesn’t! – I’m pretty sure that i just just woke up my entire neighborhood a moment ago when i started to shout “HOLY SHIT” repeatedly. Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and [...]

Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

Doin’ It In The Park: Pick-Up Basketball, NYC

In New York City pick-up basketball is revered like the sun, there are 700+ outdoor courts, and an estimated 500,000 players, the most loyal of which approach the game as a religion, and the playground as their church. This vid looks at the movement via the playground legends, NBA athletes, and the common ballplayer.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

Sexpenze Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

Are you struggling with a healthy sex drive and maintaing long lasting erections? Don’t be ashamed to admit it to yourself, because this new product could see you turn from a sex void into a sex ninja. All you need to do is give this company every penny you have, along with your soulm then [...]

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Trick

Ok, so when it comes to the opposite sex, just what is black and what is white? DO those colors even exist in a female’s brain? Witness a social satire that points out that women should never be trusted or listened to. Unless they’re saying “Come on my tits”, in which case you still shouldn’t [...]

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Grandmas Watch Kardashian Sex Tape

Back in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. The only negative to this hilarious bunch of grandmas is, it makes you wonder what your own grandma and her mates sit about [...]

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Nicki Minaj – Starships

Make sure you’re not watching this in the office, or if you are, make sure you work in the sort of place that doesn’t firewall everything but the office intranet and you can just claim you’re researching. Researching women who look like a hot mess in skimpy clothes and multi-coloured hair. And who doesn’t like [...]

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Moneyball 2 – Too Much Moneyball

You’ve seen Moneyball, now prepare yourself for Moneyball 2 which has the New York Yankees instead of The Oakland A’s in a reversal of the original movie where ludicrous amounts of dollar are spent on their payroll each year and how that might miraculously lead to World Series titles. LOL!

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Joe’s Before Bro’s

It’s a movie about a children’s toy from the 1980’s starring a former professional wrestler. What’s not to love? Sure the storyline will probably stink up theaters across the globe something fierce, but if you’re there for the storyline you deserve everything you get. Come on, admit it, secretly you can’t wait for ‘G.I. Joe: [...]

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Say NO to Crack, Say YES! to Roller Skating

It’s some pretty good advice for a kid, if someone offers you some candy and a ride in the back of their van, or maybe some nice, fresh crack cocaine and it all looks and sounds very VERY tempting, turn it down and just say NO! Thats right, no matter how much you want your [...]

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

BLACK RAGE!!

If you’ve never seen Kevin Smith’s movie “Chasing Amy” then shame on you and all your descendants. But don’t fear because you can redeem yourself by watching this scene, which is probably the best scene in the movie anyway. Black rage, y’all.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

How To Mow Your Yard on PCP

Anyone can mow a lawn, but not everyone can mow a lawn fuck-bombed out of their skull on angel dust. But, while dangerous, it can also turn what might be an uneventful chore into a wild ride on the rollercoaster of debauchery. And it’ll probably end in you being chased naked around the neighbourhood by [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

“Drive-Thru” trailer (Ryan Gosling “Drive” parody)

If you thought Ryan Gosling was ten different types of intense in “Drive”, then forget about it. That’s peanuts, it looks like a day in Disney World compared to this epic story that tells of one man trying to navigate the murky underworld of fast food drive-thrus. A real human being, and a real [...]

Monday, April 16th, 2012

David Lynch – “Crazy Clown Time” (Official Video)

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Savages Trailer

It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. [...]

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Trolling with Craigslist

The Craigslist is a very weird place to hang out at the best of times, and to take it to the next level and allow a user (well, a potential buyer) into your house takes real guts, or is that stupidity? Especially if they intend to troll you. Two guys respond to a guitar ad [...]

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012

Kimberly Cole Music Video Audition

Take a look at Keith Apicary here, from seeing him you’ll think he’s a bit of a joker and is in this audition just to wind everyone up. But that’s only partly true, because he’s actually a damn fine dancer, who’s got some neat skills. Let’s just hope Kimberly puts him in the video. This [...]