Entries Tagged as 'animals'

Friday, May 11th, 2012

Wile E. Coyote Finally Gets Road Runner

It finally happened, after decades of trying to get the sneaky Roadrunner, without regard to personal injury, the hapless Coyote gets lucky and kills the feathered foe for good and feasts on his remains (Best not to question how Wile E. turns a bloody smushed corpse into a fine delicious looking dinner to eat at [...]

Tuesday, May 8th, 2012

Finally, a Shark With a Laser

Relax, Dr Evil. Your inspired request for “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached” has finally been fulfilled in the real world. Yes, it’s time for you to lay awake in bed at night and run the permutations over & over in your head about just how this will effect your self-esteem levels next time you [...]

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Elephant Plays with a Galaxy Note!

It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants [...]

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

The Bears Talk China’s Manipulated Currency

Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from [...]

Friday, September 16th, 2011

When Animals Attack (in a film)

Those over dramatic TV shows may get all the cred when it comes to showing footage of animals attacking, but no one does it better than the movies. Because they can CGI up any sort of animal they want and then they can set it upon their unsuspecting human. Animals, they’re not our friends, they [...]

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Real Apes and Rise of the Apes Mashup

Seen Rise of the Apes yet? It’s pretty good. You’ve not seen an epic ape onslaught unless you’ve seen a chimpanzee leading the charge of a large group of angry apes bearing down on the local constabulary on Golden Gate Bridge. And just to prove that it could all happen, should we find a cure [...]

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

I Steal Pets

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, feeding off the likeability of other people like a human leech, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets, dressed them up like those popular people, and locked them [...]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Scary Insect Found In North America

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

Friday, May 6th, 2011

Weird Freaky Insect Found In India

It’s time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 and contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! After recent reports of a huge scary insect found living deep inside the Amazon rain forest it looks like another one has turned up in India. It clearly shows that Hoola (named after Scientist [...]

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

Meet Mike – The KittyHugger

There has been a LOT of media attention lately about cruelty to cats, Cat Woman and her pussy-trashing incident caused an uproar in the pet-loving community. So it comes as a welcome relief in this day & age of inhumane treatment towards our little furry friends that a hero steps into the fray with an [...]

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Advice From A Cartoon Princess: Belle

We can all learn a great deal from fairy tales. I think the lesson is, if it’s been made into a Disney cartoon, then you can transfer the skills from that into real life. Like Beauty and the Beast for example. Don’t be afraid of bestiality, because if your human friends reject you as a [...]

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

Oh Deer – We’re Doomed !!!

I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble. I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to [...]

Monday, March 15th, 2010

I Lost My Virginity To A Dog

We’re in Jerry Springer-style talk show territory here. So hang onto your mullet and prepare to barf as this fat excuse for a human being describes to us how – on that fateful summer, possibly at band camp – a dog licked her vajayjay as she bent over while she was naked and about to [...]

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Jesus Man Acid Techno

Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Leopard Rides Shotgun – WTF!?!

Nothing unusual about this, it’s just a leopard chilling it in a car catching a breeze keeping it real. It’s something we all see every day, or maybe not…The best thing about this awesome beast is the look he gives the camera at the end.

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Reservoir Turtles

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!