Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.

Nothing unusual about this, it’s just a leopard chilling it in a car catching a breeze keeping it real. It’s something we all see every day, or maybe not…The best thing about this awesome beast is the look he gives the camera at the end.

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!

There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.

It will be a shame when the cute meme runs out of steam for a dog with a dream of runniong through a stream is funnier than a ummm… fuck.

This would only be quite funny if the cat didn’t look so totally unimpressed.

I don’t get it. How can this be a mistake. Look at the little fucker carefully and don’t let his cute, harmless “what, me?” demeanor fool you. Hamsters are fucking killing machines, and this one is clealy as guilty as all fuck.

The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]

Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality?  Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.

The BBC constantly get grief for using the money we give them to make cack, but all that really shows is you can’t prove all the people all the time, and if you even try people will line up to give you a good kicking. They have don it here though. Surely there is not [...]

Not content with winning the Internets, those dastardly felines are now planning to take over the world. Luckily,  phase 1 of the plan is to ride around on automated vacuum cleaners looking stupid, and none of them have any idea what phase 2 is. And even if they did they’d be too busy destroying expensive [...]

People are such fucking assholes. OK, this dog looks pretty gross, but it’s still just a dumb vulnerable defenseless beast, and ugliness is not an excuse to make a living creature suffer by giving it its body weight in LSD. If it were accidentally to catch sight of itself in a mirror it would explode [...]

Remember cats flushing toilets? Remember how I said that was what the Internet was invented for? Well never have I been more fucking wrong in my whole life. THIS is what the Internet was invented for, and nothing else. You can all go home, the Internet has been won fair and square. It’s over, done, [...]

Ahhhhhhh bitches. Treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen. Deep down inside, there’s nothing they like better than being let down, humiliated and slapped [...]

Remember all those teenage hotshots back in the 90s breathlessly telling us that the Internet was going to usher in a new era in commerce, economic growth and intrapersonal communications – all this whilst we were still on 56kps dial up connections and the Internet basically couldn’t do shit? Well most of those fools are [...]

A special comedy dog put on earth to prove one of the fundamental laws of humour, which is that things falling over is funny. It works especially well when that thing is a retarded spastic thing with short flippy legs. They should genetically breed these things on some sort of horrible industrial farm and sell [...]

A dog escaping from its kennel. According to the collective wisdom of the internets this means the dog is smart. Really? Inside the kennel it’s safe, warm, dry. There is companionship, and it probably gets fed twice a day. Outside it is dangerous, cold, wet, you have to steal food out of dumpsters and cars [...]

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]

This is superb – the worst trailer for what must surely be the most execrable film with the stupidest title ever made: He Goat 2! Nope, it’s not a joke, it’s a drama about a guy who fucks his mother or some such and gets chased into the undergrowth by some guy (his dad?) wielding [...]

When the Dutch start fucking around with science the results can be scary, as anyone who has ever smoked hydroponically-grown Skunk buds in Amsterdam can testify. So the lab frog who they picked to be levitated by magnetic fields must have been frankly terrified of being dashed to death by malfunctioning magnets. However, quite apart [...]

This is one pretty cool dog. Let’s assume that, like most mammals, it doesn’t understand the concept of g-force or zero gravity, and that it doesn’t really get what flying is all about. So next thing it knows its floating around in some tiny plane. How would you expect it to react? How would you [...]

Most people would look at this clip and say awwww, how cute. On the face of it, a kitten dozing off is very sweet. But as with most cuteness, an awful reality lurks, barely concealed, beneath the surface. This kitten is on the nod. If you have no idea what that means, go down to [...]

Some people would argue that the best place for all cats would be outer space. For a start, in outer space, no one can hear you screech annoyingly at 4 in the morning whilst on heat. Plus, if this is how stupid one cat looks in zero gravity, imagine how funny a few hundred thousand [...]

A pretty funky ad from one of the most annoying retail outlets in the world. For some reason, your brain short-circuits the minute you walk through the doors. Going into a Blockbuster and wandering around, unable to make any decisions, becoming increasingly imbecilised and panic-stricken, is akin to traveling the seventh circle of hell. Doing [...]

Be warned – this file is a humungous 3.74Mg. However, it is worth a download if you like your ads weird and wonderful. This comes from a series of Playstation 2 ads, some of which were directed by David Lynch. This may be one of those – it’s certainly out there enough.
It’s not David Lynch [...]

Whether or not comparing your car to an insect is strictly a good idea in marketing terms, this is a pretty kick ass ad. And it’s particularly relevant today because the frogs are all on strike.

When you live in the city you know instinctively that city dwellers are superior in every way to country folk, but you forget exactly way. Sure, on the odd occasion you come into contact with them you remember that they are either clumsy and dim-witted or sly and grasping, but you never really know quite [...]

This ad is purportedly from Thailand, despite the thing it’s advertising sounding german, and neither of the characters looking remotely Asian. The [...]

An ad for PSP. As no one seems to know where it’s from, and it’s never been on TV, let’s make something up:
An ad for PSP, possibly the coolest [...]