There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.

It will be a shame when the cute meme runs out of steam for a dog with a dream of runniong through a stream is funnier than a ummm… fuck.

This would only be quite funny if the cat didn’t look so totally unimpressed.

I don’t get it. How can this be a mistake. Look at the little fucker carefully and don’t let his cute, harmless “what, me?” demeanor fool you. Hamsters are fucking killing machines, and this one is clealy as guilty as all fuck.

The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]

Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality?  Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.

The BBC constantly get grief for using the money we give them to make cack, but all that really shows is you can’t prove all the people all the time, and if you even try people will line up to give you a good kicking. They have don it here though. Surely there is not [...]

Not content with winning the Internets, those dastardly felines are now planning to take over the world. Luckily,  phase 1 of the plan is to ride around on automated vacuum cleaners looking stupid, and none of them have any idea what phase 2 is. And even if they did they’d be too busy destroying expensive [...]

People are such fucking assholes. OK, this dog looks pretty gross, but it’s still just a dumb vulnerable defenseless beast, and ugliness is not an excuse to make a living creature suffer by giving it its body weight in LSD. If it were accidentally to catch sight of itself in a mirror it would explode [...]

Remember cats flushing toilets? Remember how I said that was what the Internet was invented for? Well never have I been more fucking wrong in my whole life. THIS is what the Internet was invented for, and nothing else. You can all go home, the Internet has been won fair and square. It’s over, done, [...]

Ahhhhhhh bitches. Treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen. Deep down inside, there’s nothing they like better than being let down, humiliated and slapped [...]

Remember all those teenage hotshots back in the 90s breathlessly telling us that the Internet was going to usher in a new era in commerce, economic growth and intrapersonal communications – all this whilst we were still on 56kps dial up connections and the Internet basically couldn’t do shit? Well most of those fools are [...]

A special comedy dog put on earth to prove one of the fundamental laws of humour, which is that things falling over is funny. It works especially well when that thing is a retarded spastic thing with short flippy legs. They should genetically breed these things on some sort of horrible industrial farm and sell [...]

A dog escaping from its kennel. According to the collective wisdom of the internets this means the dog is smart. Really? Inside the kennel it’s safe, warm, dry. There is companionship, and it probably gets fed twice a day. Outside it is dangerous, cold, wet, you have to steal food out of dumpsters and cars [...]

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]