Seen Rise of the Apes yet? It’s pretty good. You’ve not seen an epic ape onslaught unless you’ve seen a chimpanzee leading the charge of a large group of angry apes bearing down on the local constabulary on Golden Gate Bridge. And just to prove that it could all happen, should we find a cure [...]

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, feeding off the likeability of other people like a human leech, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets, dressed them up like those popular people, and locked them [...]

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

It’s time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 and contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! After recent reports of a huge scary insect found living deep inside the Amazon rain forest it looks like another one has turned up in India. It clearly shows that Hoola (named after Scientist [...]

There has been a LOT of media attention lately about cruelty to cats, Cat Woman and her pussy-trashing incident caused an uproar in the pet-loving community. So it comes as a welcome relief in this day & age of inhumane treatment towards our little furry friends that a hero steps into the fray with an [...]

We can all learn a great deal from fairy tales. I think the lesson is, if it’s been made into a Disney cartoon, then you can transfer the skills from that into real life. Like Beauty and the Beast for example. Don’t be afraid of bestiality, because if your human friends reject you as a [...]

I don’t want to panic anyone but, we’re doomed! When animals start using technology – like in this video – we know we’re in trouble. I’ll admit the redneck hunting down these technophile creatures is probably still marvelling at his opposable thumbs, but still. I wouldn’t want to go hunting anything that knows how to [...]

We’re in Jerry Springer-style talk show territory here. So hang onto your mullet and prepare to barf as this fat excuse for a human being describes to us how – on that fateful summer, possibly at band camp – a dog licked her vajayjay as she bent over while she was naked and about to [...]

Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.

Nothing unusual about this, it’s just a leopard chilling it in a car catching a breeze keeping it real. It’s something we all see every day, or maybe not…The best thing about this awesome beast is the look he gives the camera at the end.

A fitting mashup of Quentin Tarantino’s classic heist movie and every 80s child’s favourite crime fighting foursome. It fits surprisingly well. So well in fact that this short trailer is better than the whole of the Ninja Turtles film. F#cking Cowabunga!

There’s lot’s of chat about whether this is real or fake. Talk about a waste of fucking time. Of course it’s fake. Is it silly? Yes. Good. Win.

It will be a shame when the cute meme runs out of steam for a dog with a dream of runniong through a stream is funnier than a ummm… fuck.

This would only be quite funny if the cat didn’t look so totally unimpressed.

I don’t get it. How can this be a mistake. Look at the little fucker carefully and don’t let his cute, harmless “what, me?” demeanor fool you. Hamsters are fucking killing machines, and this one is clealy as guilty as all fuck.

The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]

Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality?  Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.

The BBC constantly get grief for using the money we give them to make cack, but all that really shows is you can’t prove all the people all the time, and if you even try people will line up to give you a good kicking. They have don it here though. Surely there is not [...]

Not content with winning the Internets, those dastardly felines are now planning to take over the world. Luckily,  phase 1 of the plan is to ride around on automated vacuum cleaners looking stupid, and none of them have any idea what phase 2 is. And even if they did they’d be too busy destroying expensive [...]

People are such fucking assholes. OK, this dog looks pretty gross, but it’s still just a dumb vulnerable defenseless beast, and ugliness is not an excuse to make a living creature suffer by giving it its body weight in LSD. If it were accidentally to catch sight of itself in a mirror it would explode [...]