The cam girl phenomenon, a blessed internet species that brings joy and happiness to many. You have four basic categories: size of bewbage, inclination to want to bite their bum, ability to dance seductively, usage of props. And Gisele here scores a perfect 10 in all those categories. The one camgirl to rule them all, [...]

They’ll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies. Girls n’ guns = win

Kids, you kinda love em’ and you kinda wanna kill em’ depending on the circumstances – But don’t despair, it’s all good because karma will get them all in the end – The more annoying they are, the better the ownage!

I knew there would come a time when the golden age of home-alone hotties dancing in their bedrooms to their webcams would come to an abrupt end & mutate into something new – This is SO disturbingly surrealy twisted that i kinda like it – WTF !?

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science – RESULT!

Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this Christmas? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Xmas cheer! – If only all seasonal ads were like [...]

It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!

Nothing unusual about this, it’s just a leopard chilling it in a car catching a breeze keeping it real. It’s something we all see every day, or maybe not…The best thing about this awesome beast is the look he gives the camera at the end.

Half the fun of receiving presents is guessing what’s inside & the way to find out is to shake the box & listen. Using those very skills shake this box, listen carefully, then name the three things inside & win a fantastic prize!

‘I remember the road warrior….’, wait, wrong genre! I remember when streaming video met ADSL and as if by magic we saw the birth of the webcam girl, back then (and now actually) things were all very simple: Girl starts webcam, girl starts music, girl starts dancing, the perfect one (wo)man show. It did the [...]

The big man drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. Sure, homo sparkly vampires might only entertain 12 year old she-nerds, but in 6 short years they’ll be 18 year old she-nerds…

Was this leopard seal helping this guy or fattening him up just like the witch in Hansel and Gretel? Is that glass half full or half empty? I’d say it’s half drunk. I hope this photographer put this kind seal on his Christmas card list.

You can’t blame this guy for wanting to end it. As if your girlfriend owning a snuggie isn’t mind-hauntingly disturbing enough, when she wears it to bed a line has to be drawn. Sleeved fleece-blankets are the pedoes of the blanket world. SICK-SICK-SICK!!!

This girl must be a ninja, only someone with the expert training of one of the Orders of the Seven Clans could perform such a neat trick and come back with a fish in her mouth. Or she could be a seal in disguise with a drill up its butt.

It will be a shame when the cute meme runs out of steam for a dog with a dream of runniong through a stream is funnier than a ummm… fuck.

I don’t get it. How can this be a mistake. Look at the little fucker carefully and don’t let his cute, harmless “what, me?” demeanor fool you. Hamsters are fucking killing machines, and this one is clealy as guilty as all fuck.

The guys at iRobot must be loving it. Instead of them spending money on advertising their vacuum cleaner things, people just keep filming their pets fucking around with them and sticking the films on YouTube. Hey presto, every person in the universe wants one because their ickle kittens look cute on them, oh and plus [...]

Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality?  Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.

The BBC constantly get grief for using the money we give them to make cack, but all that really shows is you can’t prove all the people all the time, and if you even try people will line up to give you a good kicking. They have don it here though. Surely there is not [...]

I’d love to tell you that you must watch this for the trenchant satirical comment. But the truth is you should watch it if you want to be mildly amused whilst getting to watch lots of lovely tits under the pretence that you’re watching trenchant satire. If you catch my drift.

Not content with winning the Internets, those dastardly felines are now planning to take over the world. Luckily,  phase 1 of the plan is to ride around on automated vacuum cleaners looking stupid, and none of them have any idea what phase 2 is. And even if they did they’d be too busy destroying expensive [...]

Remember cats flushing toilets? Remember how I said that was what the Internet was invented for? Well never have I been more fucking wrong in my whole life. THIS is what the Internet was invented for, and nothing else. You can all go home, the Internet has been won fair and square. It’s over, done, [...]

Maybe it’s because this kid is fat and has that pitifully naive look but he reminds me of the idiot child in Bad Santa. He’s probably a lovely kid, but this resemblance means that you can’t quite help thinking that whoever filmed this was laughing at the kid not with him. This makes it compelling [...]

A fabulous little treatise on why things that move from left to right are better than things that spin. The fact is though that he’s talking total bollocks. Basically his argument is that predictable things are good and the unexpected is bad. I wonder if attitude that comes from being porky and wearing glasses.

Remember all those teenage hotshots back in the 90s breathlessly telling us that the Internet was going to usher in a new era in commerce, economic growth and intrapersonal communications – all this whilst we were still on 56kps dial up connections and the Internet basically couldn’t do shit? Well most of those fools are [...]

YouTube has become all about the US election. It’s pretty dull. But since there’s nothing else, here’s a cute little song slagging off the hockey mom turned VP candidate. Now wishing to take sides in something that only tangentially concerns me, I’d have to say they’re right. She’s a fucking idiot. I’m sure she’s fine [...]

So, OK, this is kind of a cool trick, but there’s no way it would have gotten front page on Break.com and 289,111 views (at time of writing) if it was just a cool trick. There’s something else to it. What could it be? Who knows? The internet is a big mysterious thing. There are [...]

A dog escaping from its kennel. According to the collective wisdom of the internets this means the dog is smart. Really? Inside the kennel it’s safe, warm, dry. There is companionship, and it probably gets fed twice a day. Outside it is dangerous, cold, wet, you have to steal food out of dumpsters and cars [...]

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

There’s a big argument on YouTube about whether this clip is real or fake which just proves that the Internet eats itself about every 12 months. Soon we will all be arguing over whether the argument is real or fake, at which point we will have disappeared up our own arseholes and can all [...]