As the good doctor says, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I’m not sure what he’d make of this fucked up madness though. No need for mind-bending chemicals when you’ve got the internet, aye. I’ll see you on the other side of the rabbit hole…
One man’s humor is another man’s horror – There’s NO accounting for some peoples tastes :/
You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen, right? Other than some wimpy dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next [...]
It’s a strange day indeed when you are lost for words while watching a small Japanese man dancing in his underwear in his bedroom. I’m normally used to seeing cute girls in this prediciment, but this is just too much of a visual overload for my braincell to handle – OMG!
Run! Bitch Run! Trailer from Freak Show Entertainment on Vimeo.
Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken [...]
Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is, if you’re a brainless douche bag with balls the size of peanuts – A great Christmas present for the whole planet would be to shove a 20ft Norwegian Spruce up his butt & it could stay there until New Year !
Move over, Chicago Bears -there’s a new Shufflin’ Crew in town! Who’d have ever though that sex offenders were such a musical molesting mob? I’m impressed. The state of Florida have come up with a great idea to get sex offenders back into society with this awesome & catchy song. Pop-Pedo-Tastic!
Making a secret video of you engaging in some nocturnal nookie with your unaware girlfriend is not as easy as you might think. Once the camera is rolling you suddenly become the star of the seedy show and the pressure to perform can become too much – or you might just suck at acting – [...]
Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science – RESULT!
It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!
So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved – Just remember, that old adage “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a pile of crap!
Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling. I fear for the future of mankind – WTF!?!
This is four people’s laryngeal openings singing opera, but filmed from inside their throats – although if I hadn’t explained that you may’ve thought it was some other orifice, which would be equally, if not more, impressive – WTF!?!
Best title ever. Quite funny song. Get kids under 10 to sing it at birthday parties and it will cheer everyone up.
The Wanky Shit Demon is a hero for our times, for these shit, wanky times we live in. He will become huge and Steven Spielgerb will make a film about him with Tom Cruise in it that costs 1 trillion dollars and makes everyone happy and want to spend money again and cures everything. Hooray [...]
Balloons. Fucking each other. In all sorts of different ways. WIth others watching. Some dark new sub-perversion, a new strata in the murky geology of human desires, some sort of socially acceptable pedophilia/bestiality? Nope. A marketing message. Ya gotta fucking love the internets.
Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them.
“A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted [...]
This is what happens to your food when you’re not looking. The guy was probably too stoned to notice that his pizza had an interesting new topping: dog shit and tramp piss topping. He was probably also too stoned to notice that he spent the following 24 hours shitting and puking in his bed.
Yet still, [...]
Arty farty ads suck cock. You know the type of shit I’m talking about: some wannabe artist starts directing shitty commercials because it’s the only way he can fund his appalling cocaine habit, then decides that the only way to salvage his concience is to inflict 30 atrocious seconds of art-wankery on an uncaring world. [...]
People are such fucking assholes. OK, this dog looks pretty gross, but it’s still just a dumb vulnerable defenseless beast, and ugliness is not an excuse to make a living creature suffer by giving it its body weight in LSD. If it were accidentally to catch sight of itself in a mirror it would explode [...]
The advertising industry is often accused of lacking any balls at all, being safe, derivative and boring and creating unreasonable aspirations all just in order to manipulate a naive, unsuspecting public into buying crap they don’t really want and definately don’t need. And that’s probably all true. But every so ofgten an ad surfaces that [...]
Ahhhhhhh bitches. Treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen. Deep down inside, there’s nothing they like better than being let down, humiliated and slapped [...]
The video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18’s ONLY.
Hot on the heels of the Diesel SFW porn thing from a few days ago comes this hilariously gross pr0no promo for . It’s creative, daring and different and based on the very funny premise that fat people actually have [...]
Holy crap! This makes me feel fucking ill. I would prefer to die torn to shreds by angry lesbians than be forced to swallow a live flapping panicking bird.
Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.
This is almost the perfect way to travel – the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]
When you live in the city you know instinctively that city dwellers are superior in every way to country folk, but you forget exactly way. Sure, on the odd occasion you come into contact with them you remember that they are either clumsy and dim-witted or sly and grasping, but you never really know quite [...]
Thumbs, they say, are what separates us from the animals. As The Onion once sagaciously pointed out, the moment the dolphins evolve opposable thumbs, we’re all fucked. Thumbs are what allow us to develop weapons, drive cars, operate the TV remote control, and wank with only one hand as opposed to stupid backward rabbits who [...]
Although this is a very funny and very clever spoof ad, it contains a core of truth. Drinking beer DOES get you laid. The drunker and more ludicrous and sloppy and messy you get, the higher the chances that at the end of the night you’ll end up in a sausage and donut situation. The [...]
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