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Hot on the heels of the Diesel SFW porn thing from a few days ago comes this hilariously gross pr0no promo for . It’s creative, daring and different and based on the very funny premise that fat people actually have [...]
Holy crap! This makes me feel fucking ill. I would prefer to die torn to shreds by angry lesbians than be forced to swallow a live flapping panicking bird.
Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.
This is almost the perfect way to travel - the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]
When you live in the city you know instinctively that city dwellers are superior in every way to country folk, but you forget exactly way. Sure, on the odd occasion you come into contact with them you remember that they are either clumsy and dim-witted or sly and grasping, but you never really know quite [...]
Thumbs, they say, are what separates us from the animals. As The Onion once sagaciously pointed out, the moment the dolphins evolve opposable thumbs, we’re all fucked. Thumbs are what allow us to develop weapons, drive cars, operate the TV remote control, and wank with only one hand as opposed to stupid backward rabbits who [...]
Although this is a very funny and very clever spoof ad, it contains a core of truth. Drinking beer DOES get you laid. The drunker and more ludicrous and sloppy and messy you get, the higher the chances that at the end of the night you’ll end up in a sausage and donut situation. The [...]
An ad which surely could only have been conceived of by Swedes. Although its intentions are humourous, it makes for slightly uncomfortable viewing, and it’s not just because of the sight of middle agers engaging in porcine foreplay. It taps in to the infinite well of angst caused by walking in on one’s parents having [...]
There is a secret which men who get laid often know, and the rest don’t. A secret so closely guarded, that society has fabricated convention around the opposite of what the secret says. This ad is an example of that as it portrays a man as repulsive to a woman because of his undisguised bodily [...]
This year is leap year. Leap year means that there’s a 29th of February. And some rather sad, desperate, probably Anglo Saxon, tradition dictates that once every four years your girlfriend can pop the question you’ve been avoiding asking her for the last four years, namely: will you marry me. So there, you’ve been warned. [...]
An excellent ad that manages to make sinister behavior like sniffing attractive women’s panties and getting up close and personal with their buttocks and genitalia while they are squeezed into figure hugging clothing look funny, clever and cool. Which of course, it is if you drink lots of beer. Aaaaaaaaaaah: beer.
Sniffing old women’s panties used to be something that wasn’t even a taboo subject, it just wasn’t really thought about at all. Then came the Internet and old women, along with their panties were revealed as worthy to certain people as objects of sexual gratification, along with watermelons, goats, religious icons, and porn stars. Suddenly, [...]
That burping guy from the Ford ads is back. This time he’s too much of a slob to get his ass out of he couch to grab a beer. Most guys have a similar problem - and there are a range of much simpler solutions to choose from: a small beer fridge near the couch [...]
The cavity of the arse has often been used as a handy storage device. I’ve always considered shit to be what it’s best suited to carrying, but smugglers, cons and Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction have found more extravagant uses for the passage. This ad takes it to an extreme, and offers maybe an insight [...]
Chocolate flavoured condoms hey? Surely women all prefer the delicate taste of cottage cheese mixed with ammonia and a vague smell of housemites, mothballs and Big Mac Special Sauce? Now brown condoms - there’s a neat idea. That way you can sodomise someone six ways to Sunday and when you withdraw you can’t see those [...]
Carling beer tastes like piss but they create good ads. Annoyingly that seems to work as a business. In fact it works a lot better than companies who make delicious beer and crap (or no) ads. Actually this ad is stupid and shit, but that is just one opinion, which, judging by the number of [...]
Content on this site is heavily skewed towards a male audience. Men are generally more desirable to advertisers because on the whole they are fucking stupid and far more prone to spending their money on crap. So here’s one for the ladies: a rap star’s naked arse. One to freeze frame as you drink your [...]
Beware the service economy. There is nothing worse than waiters in those restaurants that are too expensive who feel compelled to offer you the best service you’ve ever experienced. This essentially consists in hanging around getting on your nerves, butting in on your coversation, re-filling your glass every 2 seconds and making you want to [...]
This one’s quite long. Stay with it, it’s not as obvious as you think.
Russians are bad-ass. Proof? The lack of screaming.
If you’ve bothered to watch “Use my A as a C” (and I fucking hope you have) then you will already recognise Kunt and the Gang as second only to The Beatles as a cultural phenomenon capable of bringing peace and goodness to all mankind except old women with mouths like cats arses. These expendable [...]
This is as old as it is revolting, but man is it funny. Using a catchy tune to lodge the grossest lyrics in Christendom in the world’s head is a master coup worthy of a fiendish criminal with a white cat and spastic laugh. Next time you’re on public transport, sing “Go on then, just [...]
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