Bla bla bla women drivers bla bla bla can’t drive for shit bla bla bla shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel bla bla. For pity’s sake, its 2008, are we still having this tired old conversation? Why can’t women just fucking learn to drive and end this once and for all. Because they really do [...]

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  - shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]

The Swiss are a very clean tidy race. Also pretty dull. When something cool happens in front of their very eyes, rather than enjoying it they go charging in to tidy up the mess. This is a shame, but at least it stops the place turning into Detroit.

This is is like pornography for middle class people. Watch and laugh at the blissful sight of a cretinous pikey fucking chav who you’d ordinarily be terrified of thanks to his penchant for mindless and random violence getting badly injured by his own genetically coded sub-primal vandalism instincts.

What happens when computers are allowed to tackle difficult tasks. Given that most computers can’t even run themselves for more than about 4 hours without crashing, would YOU let one attempt to land a commercial jet? No, you wouldn’t, but Air France did. I can just imagine the onboard computer screen at that moment:
Windows Error: [...]

Apparently there is this thing called Cultural Relativism. What it means is that you have to be tolerant of other cultures because what is hilariously and pitifully poor in your own country may be acceptable in someone else’s and so don’t be a cunt. The thing is now there is the Internet so we all [...]

Always remember: it’s much much funnier when old people hurt themselves as they are in far more pain, and the pain lasts much longer. By the same token, when animals get hurt it’s not at all funny because they feel no pain. On the plus side, that’s why it’s OK to torture them for science. [...]

Nothing beats a good FAIL. Failing is what separates us normal people from arrogant hotshot alpha manginas who work on Wall Street and wear expensive suits. They NEVER fail, and even suggesting they might gets you sneered at so mightily that you die. Then they lose all our money by investing it in shit like [...]