Entries Tagged as 'fail'

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Trick

Ok, so when it comes to the opposite sex, just what is black and what is white? DO those colors even exist in a female’s brain? Witness a social satire that points out that women should never be trusted or listened to. Unless they’re saying “Come on my tits”, in which case you still shouldn’t [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

My Manor’s Law

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly [...]

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

Trolling with Craigslist

The Craigslist is a very weird place to hang out at the best of times, and to take it to the next level and allow a user (well, a potential buyer) into your house takes real guts, or is that stupidity? Especially if they intend to troll you. Two guys respond to a guitar ad [...]

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Neil deGrasse Tyson – We Stopped Dreaming

Why did we stop dreaming? More than anything we’ve gone and upset Neil deGrasse Tyson with our lack ambition to want to get to the stars and dance around with the astral bodies. You know, it’s not good enough, Neil’s on a major downer about it and when Neil’s down everybody’s down. So sort it [...]

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Dave Albo’s Wife Rejects Sex with Him

The life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. After revealing his stance on the controversial abortion bill David Albo tried to get intimate with his wife, only to have her reject his advances. Try not too lol to hard at [...]

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Sick Kid Testing Out a Tablet in Best Buy

Next time you want to go check out that shiny new tablet computer at Best Buy, just remember this video of a kid covered in his own snot wiping infected slime all over that nice looking piece of technology. Gross doesn’t come close to describing this.

Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

Diplo & Don Diablo – Make You Pop 2012 Reprise

These people have got rhythm, the type that you can’t really learn but that you’re born with, blessed by Terpsichore, the goddess of dance. And because keeping such a talent to themselves would be a crime against all that is good and decent in this rotten world, the kind soul that is mega-producer Diplo has [...]

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Fail compilation January 2012

Here it is, the first fail compilation of the year and, as is fitting, it starts with some fireworks going wrong. Then it’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, [...]

Friday, January 20th, 2012

SOPA and PIPA

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going [...]

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Sh*t Homophobic People Say

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do [...]

Friday, December 30th, 2011

The Best Viral Videos Of 2011: A Retrospective

This video was flying around before the Christmas holidays, but in case you were too busy going out and getting trashed, here it is. So sit back, saviour, and fondly remember–as you get teary of eye, wistful of gaze–these internet vids and lol your way through the ups and downs and cats and fails of [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Best fails of 2011

It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. [...]

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

I’m Rick Perry and I Approve This Message.

Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Fail Compilation November 2011

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you or anyone you know did something ridiculous or injurious this month then you may’ve made it to the fail compilation. If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Special Forces

A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something [...]

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Pussycat Dolls FAIL!

This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie. Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out [...]