Entries Tagged as 'fail'

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Flood Road Cross FAIL

We gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Worker Looking At Nude Photos

It’s NSFW but does this Macquarie Bank worker care? Nah. In all fairness it’s something I’m sure many of us do, but we get away with it because we don’t have a news crew filming us. It just proves what we all already knew, bankers are a bunch of wankers.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Live Webcast FAIL

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Numb3rs’ description of IRC FAIL!

Hollywood attempt to blind us with the full extent of their understanding of all things technical as they switch their focus from cutting-edge zooming and enhancing technology to the intricacies of Internet Relay Chat and the cryptic language of leetspeak, it’s how hackers talk when they don’t want to be overheard. The result is an [...]

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Avoid Scary Surprises – WTF!?!

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker. The only way to find out whats wrong when you break down is look under the hood, it might not be what you expected – OMG!

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Gingers DO Have Souls!!!

It’s that age-old question answered, do the freaks of God really possess a soul? Be honest, however sorry you feel for someone with red hair you just can’t help thanking the heaven’s above that it’s not bestowed on you…..And then you laugh uncontrollably – This dude is not doing his kind much service with his [...]

Monday, January 18th, 2010

WTF-WTF-WTF!?!

It’s a strange day indeed when you are lost for words while watching a small Japanese man dancing in his underwear in his bedroom. I’m normally used to seeing cute girls in this prediciment, but this is just too much of a visual overload for my braincell to handle – OMG!

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

I Luv It When A Plan Comes Together :(

Looks like Hollywood has a problem! They are all out of original ideas so they’re going to resort to sodomising your childhood again to make a quick buck by calling in the A-Team. Hot on the heels of the Transformers, Indiana Jones and the Karate Kid remake, B.A., Face, Hannibal & Murdock are next in [...]

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Please DON’T Watch This :(

Kids, you kinda love em’ and you kinda wanna kill em’ depending on the circumstances – But don’t despair, it’s all good because karma will get them all in the end – The more annoying they are, the better the ownage!

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Hawt Jersey Shore Jerk-Offs!

Assholes, babes, carnage & douchebags – The ‘A,b,c,d’ of life in the garden state – The Boss sings us the sad story of the hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore. Strange, but it looks as if Bruce has lost a few years?

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

HP Computers Are Racist

Could it really be true? The face tracking feature of the HP web cam will not recognize or track black faces, the webcam refuses to pick up negros & this dude is slightly bummed as he bought one for Xmas! You have to watch this video – It’s hilarious!

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Best Fails of 2009

2009 – And to quote that sad old git Dickens, “It was the best of times, (and for some of us) it was the worst of times!”. Here’s a rundown of extreme lolage from the past year. Their parents would be so proud… if they weren’t in this video!

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Looking For A Girlfriend!

Ladies! Sometimes a catch comes along like this that is just too tempting to pass by! This little bedroom charmer has a life resume that will leave you drooling and reaching for the telephone to get a date with him before it’s too late! Or…maybe an emo super-nerd (destined to be a virgin forever) isn’t [...]

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Mominom!

Some people say that anyone can be a rap star in today’s multi-functional autotune world, i say leave rapping to the rappers! One exception to the rule ‘could’ be Mominom!, she has all the elements of a silver surfing singer and some badass movez (and i mean BAD!) – ENJOY!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Hawt Avatar Makeup Tutorial (Honest!)

So you’ve watched the film (over 5 times) and you just can’t stop thinking about those weird & wonderful (& yes, kinda cute) creatures that live in the forest that seem to be able to destroy modern warfare equipment with bows & arrows – Now it’s time to look just like one with some make-up [...]

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

Merry War On Christmas

Bill O’Reilly tells it like it is, if you’re a brainless douche bag with balls the size of peanuts – A great Christmas present for the whole planet would be to shove a 20ft Norwegian Spruce up his butt & it could stay there until New Year !

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Sex Tape FAIL!

Making a secret video of you engaging in some nocturnal nookie with your unaware girlfriend is not as easy as you might think. Once the camera is rolling you suddenly become the star of the seedy show and the pressure to perform can become too much – or you might just suck at acting – [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Cold Is The New HAWT!

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science – RESULT!

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Rachel Blison Deleted Sex Scene

It is finally here, the moment we have all been waiting for since the first episode of the OC. Although Rachel doesn’t want to display her awesome asstes, it is edited so well that it leaves nothing to your imagination. It could ‘almost’ be her, right?!

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

I’M NOT A SEX OFFENDER GRANDMA!

Grandparents and technology will never see eye to eye, but this old dear takes it to extremes. According to her anybody who uses Facebook is a sex offending pedophile who is in imminent danger of getting caught. Get it right. That’s Bebo.

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

The Quest For Hot Sex Will Kill You!

So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved – Just remember, that old adage “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” is a pile of crap!

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Subtext Subtitles No.1

So just what does it take to make it in the cut-throat world of music director and festivals promoter? Surely you’d have to be some kind of superman, right Chris? Chris Greenwood reveals all while the subtitles reveal the truth. Brilliant.

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Future Of Breakdancing?

Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling. I fear for the future of mankind – WTF!?!

Saturday, November 21st, 2009

Chinese People Don’t Understand Sex

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
If China have an overpopulation problem then they won’t have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It’s taking safe sex to a new unprecedented level :(

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Police In Action – WTF!?!

It’s good to see some highly trained professionals expertly displaying their abilities and competence, so it’s a shame there are none in this clip, only bumbling amateurs; where did they train? The Chief Wiggum School of Policing? LMAO

Monday, March 9th, 2009

FUCK!!!

FUCK!!! SHIT!!! GODDAMMIT!!! SONOVABITCH!!! SHIT!!! FUCK!!!

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Fucking AWESOME Special Effects

You will literally not believe your eyes when you watch this hair raising action sequence. How the hell did this ever get made? It is quite literally amazing, jaw dropping, extraordinary.

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

Mugshot Fail

I don’t get it. How can this be a mistake. Look at the little fucker carefully and don’t let his cute, harmless “what, me?” demeanor fool you. Hamsters are fucking killing machines, and this one is clealy as guilty as all fuck.

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

The WTF Blanket

Everything this guy says is true. This is so so much more honest than the real ad.

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Women Drivers

All of these are old but someone has been kind enough to string them all together and stick a shit but kind of funny soundtrack over the top to create what effectively serves as a PSB clip warning against the dangers of letting women near anything mechanical that moves forwards or backwards under its own [...]