Entries Tagged as 'fail'

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

Fail compilation January 2012

Here it is, the first fail compilation of the year and, as is fitting, it starts with some fireworks going wrong. Then it’s the usual bunch of addictive viewing as people headbutt walls, do the classic skateboard trick: the nustshot, and generally make a mockery of us all. If you thought had a bad January, [...]

Friday, January 20th, 2012

SOPA and PIPA

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going [...]

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Sh*t Homophobic People Say

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do [...]

Friday, December 30th, 2011

The Best Viral Videos Of 2011: A Retrospective

This video was flying around before the Christmas holidays, but in case you were too busy going out and getting trashed, here it is. So sit back, saviour, and fondly remember–as you get teary of eye, wistful of gaze–these internet vids and lol your way through the ups and downs and cats and fails of [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Best fails of 2011

It’s the end of the year and so as with everything, it’s time to roll out the best of from an endless variety of categories, and one of those categories is the fail. It’s been a good year for failing, both large and small, from the world’s economies to the Euro to politics and beyond. [...]

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

I’m Rick Perry and I Approve This Message.

Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Fail Compilation November 2011

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you or anyone you know did something ridiculous or injurious this month then you may’ve made it to the fail compilation. If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Special Forces

A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something [...]

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Pussycat Dolls FAIL!

This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie. Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out [...]

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

Ninja Squirrel VS Stoners

It’s a battle of two greats, the likes of which the world has rarely seen. After hearing a noise in their garbage can these intrepid couch potatoes haul themselves up and go outside to investigate. But they could never have expected to find what they did… ladies and gentlemen… Ninja Squirrel!

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Fail Compilation October 2011

Get yourself comfy and prepare to witness nine minutes of the best fails from the month of October, as people and animals and idiots from across the globe show that stupidity is alive and well — and willing to be filmed. If you’re feeling glum or down on this Monday morning, minimise the spreadsheet for [...]

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Kristen Stewart School of Acting

She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you can see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way, runs her hands through the sides of her hair, and blinks her eyelids. It doesn’t [...]

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

Top Ten Creationist Arguments

Those goddamn (pun most def intended) Creationists, it’s surprising they managed to evolve thumbs. But somehow, due to some weird mysterious science thing called evolution, they did. So if nothing else they should be thanking evolution for their thumbs, without which they’d find it hard to flick through their story books and read about all [...]

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

Freaky Popstar Trishii

Wow, this is… interesting. It’s like if Snooki went to Japan, came back a Ganguro Girl and started to make pop music. It’s reminiscent of when the circus comes to town — Roll up! Roll up! Come see the freak! Sure, she may look weird and sound like a shit, but anything’s better than [...]

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Blahhhh

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Gold Surprise

This starts off way on the wrong side of freaky, featuring as it does a man dressed in a gold zentai suit rubbing himself like a kinky C-3PO. Then off that comes only to reveal what Shrek might look like if he got into the 1970s New York gay scene. What’s even more upsetting is [...]

Monday, August 1st, 2011

UFC Fighter Backflip Fail

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day [...]

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Who Are the EDL?

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]