Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Friday, August 22nd, 2014

The ‘Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix’ is the Perfect Woman’s Guide to Men

Dating can be a minefield, all those fish and all that sea, it’s enough to confuse even the most dedicated and committed person, so it was great news when Dana McLendon released his six minute video revealing the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix which, using a graph plotted along hot vs. crazy axes, gave men everything [...]

Friday, August 22nd, 2014

Keloid – Sci-fi Short

Robots are undeniably cool, but if the singularity hits they’re going to start getting all “robots of the world unite” on our asses and before you know it we’ll have a robot uprising on our hands. This stunning-looking VFX-heavy short film from effects company Big Lazy Robot shows just one such uprising. It comes across [...]

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

Fight Scene From Matrix Reloaded is Brilliantly Redone with 8-bit Sound FX

You may be one of those people, like pretty much everyone who’s ever seen the films, that believes that after the first Matrix, no more films in the franchise exist as far as you’re concerned. But one guy has made the second movie, or at least a small part of it, much more watchable.

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

Maybe It’s Because I’m A Londoner, That I Hate London Town

Dictionary dude Samuel Johnson famously said that when a man tires of London, he’s tired of life. You might have heard a cabbie who now lives in Essex relay that snippet to you. What the pocket-wisdom smartarses who quote that to you every time you complain about airborne death particles and cashpoints that charge you [...]

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul Find New Career As Pawn Shop Owners

Now that the meth business is no more, Walt and Jesse have changed their names and gone into the pawnbroking business. And who should turn up as a customer but Julia Louis-Dreyfus looking to hawk her old Emmy statuette so she can buy an island for herself.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

This Looks Like the Most Insane Workout Ever Devised

If you ever wanted to watch something to show you how unfit you are, just press play on this video and you’ll soon be sitting mouth agape at how ridiculously hard this strenght workout looks. And it isn’t the sort of body control you get from going to the gym a couple of times a [...]

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014

David Attenborough Looks at the Phenomenon of the Fangirl

Hanging out with wild gorillas who could crush you effortlessly is no match for the sheer terror poor David Attenborough must’ve felt with this. Dealing with the screaming horror that is a group of fan girls gathered together in one place to see a boyband. But the brave broadcaster deals with them admirably.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

The Art Of Remembering

Do women in lingerie jog the memory? Who knows, so what it has to do with the art of remembering is anyone’s guess, but let’s not get bogged down in semantics, not when there’s videos to be watched. By the time it’s ended you won’t be able to remember what it was you came on [...]

Monday, August 18th, 2014

This Video Proves That Hollywood Hates Math

It seems that lots of directors or screenwriters had a hard time at school with math, because this compilation shows that it sure does get a bad rep from a lot of movies. Characters are either dissing it all the time or flunking it and wearing that as a badge of honor. And YouTuber Dan [...]

Monday, August 18th, 2014

This Russian Guy Looks Like He’s Doing Something Very Dirty, But He’s Not

In an expert piece of Chatroulette trolling, Russian prankster Jhonathan Shein takes to the online chat site and pretends he’s doing something, well, unsavory. And when the people looking at him realise what it is he could be up to, he does the big reveal—and it’s just him washing some dishes or opening a bottle [...]

Monday, August 18th, 2014

It’s Not You, It’s Me — Gillian Jacobs, Rob Huebel & Fran Kranz

In the short film It’s Not You, It’s Me, a young woman’s (Gillian Jacobs) relationship takes a dark turn when every sound her boyfriend (Fran Kranz) makes starts to annoy her. And as things start to develop she gets more and more wound up, until it builds towards a rather WTF messy ending. A warning [...]

Saturday, August 16th, 2014

A Warrior’s Dream: Donnie Yen Vs. Bruce Lee

The title of this isn’t just the sort of scenario that every warrior would wet their pants at the thought of seeing, but it’s the name of a 3D animated short film imagined in photorealistic style where Donnie Yen (Ip Man)fights an imaginary opponent, who just so happens to be the greatest martial artist whoever [...]

Friday, August 15th, 2014

Watch This Hilarious Cover of Kiesza’s ‘Hideaway’ by Russian Comedy Duo

File this one under “Totally Random” as Kiesza’s hit song ‘Hideaway’ gets covered by a couple of Russian comedians called Bonya and Kuzmich. But while it may seem random it’s actually shot in one take, this pair never put a foot wrong in their carefully choreographed routine – which even features chickens and a sexy [...]

Friday, August 15th, 2014

Penelope Cruz Directs Ad For Agent Provocateur

Mirages are a common occurrence for people who have spent days on their own in the desert with no food or water, but the guy in this advert has a different kind of hallucination than just a watering hole. He instead sees a parade of women in skimpy lingerie who proceed to dance around and [...]