Control the ever-cool bling-tastic Mr. T, bounce the ball off his tank against the bricks and Snickers bars above. Get some nuts, get some points, get a high score.
Show Mr. T who da man, don’t make him pity the fool!

They’ll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies. Girls n’ guns = win

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, shoveling it into our fat faces handfuls at a time. But it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this, charge everyone a $1 and they can grab [...]

Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.

Stick a fork in her because she is done…with this relationship. Oh girlfriend, you go! Sisters have got to stick together in those troublesome, heartbreaking, despondent times when a relationship fails. Stick together using their lips that is.

A Japanese piss-take of Susan Boyle – they’ve got the ugly gormless gremlin-turd that’s just crawled out of Gollum’s ass-crack down to a tee. This video will give you your WTF fix for the day – and the fact that I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying makes it even more enjoyable.

Dolph “”I defeat all man” Lundgren’s not only good for killing Rocky’s best mate and looking tough in a training montage, oh no. He can also sing, dance and karate chop like a muthafucker. What a legend.

If you’ve got an uninspiring product and an advertising team that could’t sell suncream to a ginger then there’s only one thing left to do. Spray your product liberally all over the ample rack of a hot chick, preferably in slow motion. As an epilogue, the end shot is RIGHT on the money – LMAO!

Just a helpful little tip – NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the my office throw themselves at me all day, it’s brilliant! Now go make me a sammich you sexy biatch!

Here’s the latest event at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, ‘Snowbasketboard’! Catchy name, huh? Look in awe as they fly majestically through the air slam dunking the powdery white stuff with the ease that only a true professional can muster!

We gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you’ll know just how random it can be, but you’ll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you’re very lucky you might get an 80s icon!…………Cobra Commander FTW!!!

It’s Jamal Smith ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most awesome skateboarder. Not only is he a badass on the board but he’s also a philosopher, poet, raconteur and cultural nutritionist. Gadda da mean? Fo sho ya gadda da mean! Yeh, yeh.

It’s what Facebook was made for, stalking girls. Check their status, new pics and events with confirmed attendance. Getting stalked on facebook is just a simple problem for the young ladies of the 21st century and besides they love it really. This is annoyingly f#cking addictive!

“Wanna get listed, but not get fisted?”…F#ck it, i can’t rap or meta-tag for shizzle, it’s best left to the experts! Here’s another SEO Rapper video (are you telling me there are more – WTF?)….talking about links and how they increase your page rank – RESPECT Mammyjabba!

It just doesn’t get much better than this ladies & gentlemen – a sci-fi, space-horror rap song featuring one of the best movies ever made, with a Welsh accent – “In space no one can hear you scream, at least that was the case with Ripley’s last team!’ Beautiful….isn’t it!

Johnny Lee Miller eat your heart out. This kid is obviously the real deal. He is now in possession of the IP addressess of all 10 people who use Google. Think of the havoc he can wreak! Tune in next week & watch him delete his system 32 to double his RAM.

Michael Caine, the most powerful man on the planet, just one long stare from him can reduce beautiful women to post-orgasm quivering jellies, it’s TRUE! In this scene Sir Michael demonstrates the power of his glare to a young Meg Ryan at a certain New York Deli – Be afraid, VERY afraid!

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW. It’s probably the last sex tape in the gaming world you would expect to surface…….but WAIT! Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache – this tape was inevitable.

You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen, right? Other than some wimpy dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next [...]

There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television on this planet and my mind still cannot grasp the concept of electing to watch Jeebus TV, but then if more things like this happened live on air i would convert in a heartbeat to religious TV addiction – There truly is a [...]

A musical remix of Arnie’s finest hour – a song made only using audio sample from Terminator 2. It’s pretty impressive stuff, with a beat that you could dance too, but I can’t help feeling that it could do with more vocals from Arnold…”You’re TERMINATED!”

Tony Jaa in one of the greatest fight sequences of all time. From the movie Protector. This entire fight scene was filmed on one camera, with no wires, no camera tricks – This is awesome!

Welcome to Nexus One: Google’s new phone destroys the competition by systematically terrorizing iPhone’s users…”This phone will fuck with any iPhone user’s shit……HARD!” – Where do i get one :)

The beginning of this reminds me of the opening theme of “Samurai Jack”, but thats where any resemblance to anything stops. This is an awesome song created totally on the fly and made by just one dude. Cool has just found a new leader, this brother is off-the-chain!

How to make Prodigy’s legendary track “Smack My Bitch Up” in Ableton. There was me thinking it was a 90’s master piece totally original and made from the ground up. I want my money back and a formal apology from The Prodigy – It all looks so bloody easy but you automatically have a cool [...]

Just think of this as a guide to modern life, having an orgy is a great way to meet people, have some fun and let off some steam after a busy week in the office. The end result is a culmination of careful planning and of course inviting the right people – Looks like great [...]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you happen to be in a galaxy far, far away, then maybe you can hire the galactic A Team – Faceman, BA, Murdock and Hannibal get replaced with Han, Luke, Chewie and C3PO for what could be the best 70’s collaboration of [...]

“You can take our land but you’ll never take our heroin!” – William Wallace makes his big speech to the Scottish army convincing them to abandon their hopes for freedom and go get some heroin instead.”It’s shite being Scottish!” (nuff said)

HURRAH…or OH HELL? There’s gonna be a new Karate Kid film and Jackie Chan is to play Mr Miyagi. The bad news is that Will Smith is going to direct it and his son is going to play the role of a bullied youth. Oh well you can’t have it all – “wax on….wax off!’