Entries Tagged as 'holy f#ck!'

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

I Thought I’d Had Enough Of Upworthy Headlines, But This Parody Headline Generator Changed Everything

Like a lot of people, you were probably caught up in the hype and ended up liking Upworthy on Facebook. Several months later their ceaseless fart of clickbait headlines that lead through to insubstantial articles made from the written equivalent of hot air, are now the bane of our newsfeeds.

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

The Rise of Artificial Intelligence

The recent episode of the PBS Off Book series looks at those dastardly machines that’ll rise up and overthrow us so that we have to send someone back in time to impregnate a woman from the 80s who will eventually give birth to our savior and then who knows what’ll happen. We’ll have to wait [...]

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Honest Trailers – The Wolf of Wall Street

The most sweary film in the history of sweary films gets the honest treatment from the guys over at Screen Junkies—and they happily revel in the fact that it has a lot of x-rated language in it, along with x-rated scenes of debauchery and Jonah Hill’s schlong. Which people really didn’t need to see.

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Cute SD Card Micro-Mecha Robot Transformation

Memory cards, they’re robots in disguise! At least, they are in this video which shows a microSD card that doesn’t just store endless photos of your cat, but instead it’s a tiny robot with a jet pack that can run, fly, swim, battle magnets, is impervious to X-rays, can bust through walls like they were [...]

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Automated Video Game Cheat Machine Made From Lego

Those free to play app games can be highly addictive—the sort of thing that consumes your life and makes sure your wife leaves you and you end up in squalor. But this clever guy has figured out a way to avoid such a terrible fate, by creating a machine from Lego and Arduino which plays [...]

Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Edith Widder: How We Found the Giant Squid

The giant squid, a majestic and beautiful creature – or as a monster? it’s long captured the imaginations of people, since way back when we were kids and saw the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea film with Kirk Douglas, and James Mason as Captain Nemo—OK, sure, it might’ve interested a few people before then too.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

Stand Up Comedian Chris Turner’s Amazing Freestyle Rap

Chris Turner may look like he’s a nerd who couldn’t rap for shit, but just wait until you see him in action. Taking suggestions from the crowd for subjects to use—the more unfunny they are the better—he then proceeds to make a rap from these disparate elements.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

Learn Some Smooth Moves With the A-Z of Dance

Do you know your Memphis Jookin from your East Coast Swing? Of course you don’t, but you’ll be a lot wiser of what moves you’re unable to bust on the dancefloor after watching this A to Z of dance from director Jacob Sutton, who’s captured some of the best dancers in the world shaking their [...]

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

2 Girls 4 Punches

As dumb ideas go, this is up there with the best. Two girls realised they’d never punched anybody and also that they might, just might, look good with a black eye. So what’s their bright idea? To punch each other in the face and see how that works out. No idiots were harmed in the [...]

Monday, April 14th, 2014

What DJs Do These Days (Spoiler: It’s a Lot of Button Pushing)

DJs have to train very hard these days—and they have to train one particular part of their anatomy, which is their index fingers. Their fingers have to be at the top of their game, at an absolute Olympian level of competitiveness and physical fitness so that when they finally get their overpriced asses in the [...]

Monday, April 14th, 2014

Ultimate Car Crash Compilation

Prepare your “HOLY SHIT!!!” face because you’ll be needing it quite a bit over the next few minutes as you schadenfreude your way through this compilation of people driving so badly that new levels of idiocy. Maybe they should cut back on the GTA sessions, especially just before they go out for a drive somewhere, [...]

Sunday, April 13th, 2014

Aphex Twin – Come to Daddy

It might not be throwback Thursday or New Music Monday, but screw all that, because here’s a blast from the past from the unholy alliance of Aphex Twin and Chris Cunningham, that is probably one of the creepiest videos to ever have existed—and even though it’s now getting on a bit at nearly 20 years [...]

Saturday, April 12th, 2014

‘What I Likes’ | Pogo

It’s Saturday morning, so time for a little rewind in time a bit to the summer of last year when Pogo worked his remix magic on Mary Poppins, a childhood classic that you’ll no doubt have very fond memories of — the only way you wouldn’t is if somebody wiped memories from your mind. And [...]

Friday, April 11th, 2014

The Truth Behind That Super Freaky Emma Watson Unmasking Video

Back in March a mind-melting horror show of a video surfaced on the internet that looked like it showed Emma Watson being unmasked to reveal she’s actually Sofia Vergara in disguise (possibly a bit nsfw if you have a latex fetish). It was kind of freaky and weird and awesome in the same way that [...]

Friday, April 11th, 2014

Thai Life Insurance Commercial Celebrates Anonymous Everyday Heroes

You don’t expect to be getting life-lessons from a commercial, but this Thai advert about life insurance is inspirational and delivers a message we’d all do well to heed more in our daily lives. It follows an unsung hero as the people less fortunate than him that he helps on a daily basis.

Friday, April 11th, 2014

Does Ms McGarricle Exist?

If you’ve ever fantasized about having a relationship with your really hot teacher, even though it’s completely illegal, then chances are it remained just that throughout your school years. But maybe, just maybe, it could turn out like it does in this Adam Sandler movie ‘That’s My Boy’, where a young Sandler gets to make [...]

Thursday, April 10th, 2014

Pope Francis Recalls the Time He Was a Bouncer

Pope (Pachino) Francis is like a breath of fresh, totally badass, air when it comes to the Catholic Church—not only does he act like he doesn’t despise humanity but just listen to him recount the time when he was a bouncer and was forced to take down a couple of dickwads who were encroaching [...]

Thursday, April 10th, 2014

Bubble P0rn: It’s All in Your (Dirty) Mind

LOL! This p0rn is all about your filthy mind, you sick degenerate pervert—and some highly suggestive but innocent bubble effects, which are put over the top of various scenes that make you think what’s going on is far more dirty than what’s actually happening.