Entries Tagged as 'ouch'

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Faceplant off Truck

A good old school opportunity to laugh at someone else’s pain and suffering. The amount this dopey fucker squeals in agony is directly proportional to the level of stupidity of doing something dangerous when you have zero skill or co-ordination or capacity for linear thought. But “thank you” oh Hero of the Unknown YouTube Clip, [...]

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Electric Grapes

Fucking hilarious. Electrical fruit is the new having a hit single, then a hit album, then flashing your vag everywhere, then shaving off all your hair, then having a total meltdown in public, then loosing custody of your kids, then getting fat then loosing a bunch of weight, then making a comeback then finding out [...]

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Cat Misses

cat. Hurts. Itself. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Electric Boogie

Old but funny: one to watch again and again. The way this fool spazzes out in the most effeminate way is pure poetry in motion. If epileptic seizures [...]

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Never Scare a Brother

See below.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Halloween Punch

This is basically a lesson in how to be cool. If this was me I would whimper and cower like a frightened rodent before swearing long and loud telling the prankster in a shaky voice that that was not at all funny and I can’t see what the fuck everyone is laughing at. What I [...]

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Classic: Ninja

This really is piss your pants funny. Martial arts are the physical embodyment of mind over body, proof that the humans can achieve amazing feats [...]

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Monday Morning

It’s Monday and you’re at work trading in your time for a handful of sheckles. You could be doing this.

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Fast Food

To quote the guy who sent me this “Colin Furze has single handedly won the internet”. Quite. 1.30 is possibly the funniest thing on YouTube. You’ll LOL till you ROFL.

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Sledfuck

Friday fucktards part 2. Just glorious. Not very new or very original, but pure joy to behold. This must have really fucking hurt horribly. What is it about Canadians anyway that they lack the flight instinct? When faced with fast approaching danger they just stand there placidly chewing their cud like the assbacked oafmooses that [...]

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Terrible Advertising Song

Ogilvy is an advertising agency. It was founded by a guy called David Ogilvy. Apparently arounbd now is his birthday or something because the Greek bit of the agency has created this horrendous piece of shit. Your toes will curl back up into your feet when you watch it. Corporate communications train wrecks like this [...]

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Slo-mo Punch

An ad for punching people in the face. Years of uninterupted economic growth have meant that we have lost the fine art of punching people in the face, but now that the bad times are here again, and we’re all going to have to pawn our Wiis and flat panel TVs we’re going to have [...]

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Spaghetti Cat

Just awesome. The most random thing imaginable ever. I’m lost for words.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Fucking Twat Injures Itself

Acting is a pretty moronic profession which is why for the most part only morons go into it. It’s therefore good that actors hurt themselves, even better if they humiliate themselves publicly in the process, and best of all if it’s funny. So this video scores really highly.

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Stone in the Ass

Marcus Gronholm’s co-pilot gets a crash course in the lifestyles of the gay. Apparently the friends of Dorothy are actively recruiting the young and impressionable to join them and swell their numbers. Using a cool sport like rally driving as a propaganda tool in this recruitment drive is a great way to go. Good luck [...]

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Finger Challenge

Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Lunatic

This is almost the perfect way to travel – the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Bad Parking

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Biker Bites It

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  – shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Skate-tard

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]