Before Vine, people would do stupid, funny, and daft things but no one would be able to see it, now those activities can be shared with millions of people who can spend precious moments of their lives watching other people smash candy with a hammer for instance or a small child twerking. Your day can only go downhill from here.
In a week that saw Brian from Family Guy die, the lead singer from Lost Prophets plead guilty to being a subhuman scumbag and Nigella Lawson being outed as a drug-mad caner (with her daughter as partner in crime no less), how can this week be any worse? So, instead of shedding acrid tears of pain because it’s Monday, let’s embrace this Monday, let’s be grateful it’s not last Monday and look forward to a really, really splendid week, yeah? Yeah whatever. Piss off, Monday.
- Gesaffelstein – “Pursuit” – A bizarre but captivating music video.
- Wheelchair Freestyle – Inspiring and impressive wheelchair tricks.
- Doritos “Finger Cleaner” – Prepare your WTF face, you’ll need it.
- Guy Fieri Dub: Meatball Grubbin’ – Jaboody Dubs dubs up Guy Fieri.
- Father Of The Year – Best video ever.
- New Xbox One Can See Your Genitals – And it’s laughing at them.
- Bill Gates Jumping Over A Chair Like A Gangster – Homeboy.
- Zelda A Link to the Past – Overworld Theme Acapella – Witchcraft!
- Aziz Ansari Explains Why Being Single Sucks – Suck it up singletons.
- A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care Of Your Human – Must see for all cats.
- Kim K Responds To “Bound” Parody Video – Turns out she has got a sense of humor.
Lars von Trier trolls controversy itself with this new film of his featuring real sex scenes — it’s gonna be five hours long and will be released as two films with von Trier leaving the softcore theatrical version to be edited by somebody else. Definitely not the sort of film you’d want to watch with your mom and dad in the room, probably not even in the same state, but this trailer gives a taste of the different characters’ stories and how their lives intertwine, quite literally sometimes.
If you’ve taken LSD then you’ll be able to relate to this on some level: man takes acid, goes up in front of a room full of strangers and tells a really shit joke in a really shit way, then has some introversion afterwards. Where he failed was he clearly didn’t drink enough alcohol to boost his confidence levels so he could’ve gone up there and unleashed some type of Bill Hicks monologue of epicness.
For such an awesome concept, namely giant robots and giant monsters beating the crap out of each other, how can this film get so universally panned? Phrases like “An insult to sight itself!” and “WHY LORD, WHY?” often get thrown at you if you ask someone if they’ve seen it, but at least one good thing can come out of it: this Honest Trailer telling it like it is.
There’s some symbolism in this, for sure — and not just symbolism either, but the sort of animation that you might expect to see in Japan, except there would probably be more demon “tentacles” than there is in this one. And if you were looking to teach about the birds and the bees this might not be the best place to start, although it would be a good place to finish. (NSFW-ish, cos animated flying, exploding penises)
It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Meet Greg Packer, he’s the go-to man if news agencies want a quote from a “man on the street” and so he has become the person in the title of this video. It’s his passion, he says, to be the most quoted man and so he’s dedicated his life to achieving that goal, so well done Greg, well done. The whole thing probably says more about the laziness of reporters than it does about Greg’s ambitions, but hey-ho.
Prepare to be unnerved as you watch this strange video for French DJ Mike Lévy who goes by the name Gesaffelstein. Shot on a moving camera that’s always backing away, your eyeballs are assaulted with various inexplicable images, from clones carrying assault rifles, a woman screaming at the camera, to a knighting ceremony and other oddities, while the camera constantly recoils — and you can’t blame it.
A giant warehouse in Brisbane is about to be demolished but before it disappears off the face of the earth, street artists Sofles — Fintan Magee, Treas, and Quench — were given the opportunity to cut loose in there and do what the hell they liked. And what they liked was to create a graffiti timelapse video covering nearly every inch of wall space with a seemingly unlimited amount of paint. It looks like great fun, one to defo try at home.
The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal knows what’s important in a movie like The Hunger Games: Catching Fire — and that’s just how hot the boy members of its cast are. Compared to the Twilight saga these guys aren’t anywhere near them on the totally hot scale, sure some of them are cute, Rosenthal makes the case for, but hot? No.
Lets face it, all babies are bullying thugs who don’t care who gets in their way, they have no mercy and never seem to get hit back – Fear their wrath! – The problem is most people don’t know how to fight a baby, but Gavin McInnes isn’t most people — he’s trained in the secret arts of baby fighting and knows their weak spots, like wind, but what Gavin doesn’t know is that babies have their own secret knowledge of an adult’s weak spots, like a finger nail to the eyeball for instance. Let the violence begin…
OK, ready for a nostalgia overload? Because it’s UTAH SAINTS!! U-U-U-U-UTAH SAINTS! Just cast your mind back, it’s 1992, and you’ve not a care in the world except trying to emulate this guy’s moves on the dancefloor and show all your friends that you can do the running man, mainly because you’ve been practicing it in front of the mirror for about the last 4 months solid.
You will laugh tears of hilarity while watching this, as prankster Steve Kardynal brings amusement, astonishment and bafflement in equal measure to the populace of Chatroulette — who, to their credit, respond very well, some of them even joining in and singing back to Steve as he swings, in tight vest and underwear and finally completely naked, on his homemade wrecking ball for all to see. Glorious.
If you want to make a video that the internet will lose its shit over and get over 2 million views in less than 24 hours, then get two Hollywood actors and get them to recreate a preposterous music video made by a rap star who thinks he’s the second coming and his reality TV star wife. Hey presto you have this insanely good video from Seth Rogen and James Franco, mocking Kimye, and full of the megalulz.
Celebrated documentary maker Errol Morris looks at a mysterious figure who was at Dealey Plaza on that fateful day. A man who happened to be holding an umbrella and, because it wasn’t actually raining that day, people’s brains went into overdrive and wondered whether he was part of the conspiracy. Morris disputes that claim in this doc. Get ready to put your tin foil hats on people.