Fail videos are marvelous fun, and fail videos featuring girls give YouTubers the chance to be misogynist in the comments section, so that’s something. So sit back and enjoy some women from around the world falling over while trying to pole dance and slipping over in their bikinis. Then make with the sexist comments.
Before the character of Bane was finalized he went through quite a few variations with his dialogue, a lot of them concerning food and whether people were getting enough fiber, because he’s actually full of concern and love beneath that mask. He even steps up for some freestyle rapping, and it’s a real shame they cut that from the final edit, because he’s pretty fly.
Ultraviolent claymator Lee Hardcastle unveils his latest tale which is full of Christmas cheer about a father who invites aliens into his home, only to end up with chaos, alien blood-letting, and gory green goo everywhere. Come to think of it, it has nothing to do with Christmas whatsoever. But it does have a drill/machete face decapitation.
Director Joseph Kosinski, the man who brought the world Tron: Legacy, is now bringing the world this movie, set on a post-apocalyptic Earth, where we all live above the clouds (like Care Bears) and scavengers illegally visit the earth to collect artifacts. Then, one day, a young curious type discovers a crashed spacecraft and a beautiful woman and shit gets real. Oh yeah, it also featues Tom Cruise, so i don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing?
YouTuber KSI and his buddy dress up as Teletubbies and go on a frenetic downtown adventure in London, UK. This involves body popping, dancing in a library (shhhhh!), busting into people’s hotel rooms, and generally winding up as many people as they can, without getting punched. Because who could punch a Teletubbie?
You’ve got to hand it to the Stason Brothers, two twin bros who make commercials and stuff that generally seem to feature women with not very many clothes on. Which is no bad thing, so take this advert for bike rentals for instance, which you wouldn’t know unless I told you. But, to be fair, it does have bikes — along with models drinking booze cavorting with each other.
James Murphy’s ode to the Big Apple gets augmented by the genius of Miles Davis thanks to the power of the interland! So a little bit of trumpet and a little bit of Kermit crooning away until the tears start flowing and you start missing New York with all your heart and mind, even though you’ve never been there and you hate cities.
Of all the occupational hazards of being a television news reporter, perhaps the greatest threat of all is, well, the entire job. At least if your only source of information of what a reporter has to endure is this compilation of reporters having to endure all kinds of horrors. Note to self: don’t be a TV reporter.
OK, prepare for the worst, as Olivier Newton-John and John Travolta team up for what can only be described as an audiovisual turd. It’s so sickeningly saccharine that after you’ve puked your guts up then you can only laugh at it. The good news: This album’s proceeds go to charity, split between the foundations set up by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta. The bad news: I highly doubt that anyone will ever buy it -Just laugh it all away, there it goes, you can deal with it now. Laughter will win, laughter will see you through…
The only iPhone hack worth doing is one done by Sarah Silverman involving the word “dirty”. It’s pretty awesome and involves taking a photo of your mouth on your camera and then pretending it’s a lady part — even if you’re the biggest prude on earth then you’ll find this absolutely hilarious. Why they felt the need to pixelate it on YouTube is retarded though.
This is a seriously mean trick to play on your wife, waking her from her slumber and pretending you’re about to play a game of chicken with an oncoming truck — but then you snooze you lose. And the best thing is the kid at the back gets to see it all, so he’s learning from a young age that pranking the ones you love is totally acceptable — encouraged even. Shame his parents will probably be getting a divorce soon!
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