Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. It’s a day later than usual and the reasons for that are two fold:
1 – I like to keep my readers on their toes, alert and ever vigilant.
2 – I forgot.
Anyway, they’re here now so enjoy!
This is an oldie but goldie and sometimes it’s good to delve into the past and have another look to remind ourselves from whence we came. To reflect upon the roads we’ve all travelled since this significant moment in all our lives. Or, you know, just have some lulz.
This egomaniac created an ant farm and now he’s singing a song about it. And then he has the audacity to criticise them for being ugly and aggressive and for not thanking him because he brought them lettuce every morning. So he starts killing them with a magnifying glass. I think it’s some kind of metaphor.
That Batman, when he’s not struggling with his crippling throat cancer, he’s having to endure the humiliation of the Honest Trailer guys pointing out all the plot holes in his movie with the Joker. But it’s OK, because this is the least of Bats troubles, he’s got that Bane guy to deal with. And he looks pretty pissed.
Thankfully, after the eBooks, the films, the t-shirt, the endless column inches written about it, FINALLY! The musical is here and it can’t come soon enough if you ask me (and i know that’s true because we get thousands of emails every day asking about it…..Honest). If a day goes by without some website or publication mentioning 50 Shades of Grey then it’s not a day worth living through.
This is the one and only acceptable time that you can listen to Bieber and if anyone catches you, then you’d better think up a good excuse (a REALLY good excuse) before you watch this. But what this guy has done should be appreciated, he’s made two terrible tween shitesters tolerable and that isn’t easy.
So kids, if you were thinking of a career in reporting then take a look at some of the occupational hazards that they have to deal with on the job. From getting slapped by a wrestler to fending off dogs and being attacked by cats. Plus you get to have all these horrors filmed for live TV. It’s all in a day’s work.
I bet those Mariachi Doritos guys would love to attend this party. We all would. And music video directors take note, this is how you make a music video, it doesn’t matter what the song is, just make sure you have Rosana in the vid in hot pants and you’re onto a winner (or is that ‘wiener’?). Sit back, relax and enjoy.
One of the greatest movies in the history of hyperbolic statements about movies gets a claymation version courtesy of Lee Hardcastle’s remake of Sam Raimi’s comedy-horror classic, this time starring claymation cats. It’s a trick. Get an axe.
Would you donate to this man? He’s got a clever way of getting money off people, if they don’t like the charity they’re initially told about, then he has a couple more that might interest them. And his causes are spot on, raising more ammunition for child soldiers in Uganda, stopping women’s periods and…SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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