It’s a common problem, just how do you identify Moby when there’s so many bald men with slap-heads and geeky specs around that look just like him? I mean, can you even tell your Michael Stipe from your Bruce Willis? That sort of thing could keep you awake at night. Step into the fray Adam Buxton who’s kindly come up with a perfect solution. Watch the vid and sleep safe at night.
If you’re familiar with the legend of Eli Porter, then prepare to be entertained. If you’re not then he was an amateur rapper who rose to internet infamy through a video of his high school rap battle. But rather than letting me explain, just make yourself comfortable and prepare for further enlightenment. Never has 4 minutes and 43 seconds been so over-analysed. Word.
Scoring drugs is one of life’s great ballaches. Either a friend knows some guy who lives on some shady estate full of people sharpening their dog’s teeth on park swings. Or you get them off some random in a club whose entire body is an event horizon for his giant pupils. But don’t worry, it won’t always be this way. Scientists are working on a solution. That solution is 3D printed drugs.
‘It’s like Toy Story, only shittier’ is the tagline for this mini action movie which pits popular video game characters against each other, but all the while still constrained with the confines of their respective cover designs. So we get bloody warfare as John Marston from Red Dead Redemption takes on Zelda and Big Daddy from Bioshock. Who will win this epic melee? Awesome sauce.
Using Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” as the melody this parody perfectly sums up how every fan is feeling about this once-loved franchise. A franchise that increasingly fell out of favour with its fanbase as Lucas Pucas wrung every last bit of cash he could from this depleted cow.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, the scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Anyone who’s seen Brian De Plama’s “Mission to Mars” not only knows how difficult getting to the red planet can be, but also how shit De Palma’s films got in the 2000’s. In this video NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory talk about the challenges faced by the Curiosity Mars rover in its final minutes when landing on the surface of this dusty planet. Somehow i think i won’t be paying Mars a visit anytime soon.
Matt and Kim, Indie popsters who scored fame by earning the Breakthrough Music Video MTV award in 2009 for “Lessons Learnedâ€, where they walked through Times Square while stripping down to their flesh, have a new video out. There’s no stripping in this vid but it does have basketballer Pat the Roc, “the world’s greatest ball handlerâ€. Maybe Matt could have done with him in Times Square.
The internet’s most *hearted* and greatest dancer shows you how you should be walking to and from everywhere. Throw the arms up and jig about like you just won the heart of the girl, killed the bad guy, and saved the world from alien volcano drug dealers. Hell. Yeah.
This isn’t about dating while high on speed, but instead is about putting some truth into the dating scene. All those awkward moments and the time spent playing games with each other, all that could be put aside if we were all a bit more honest with complete strangers who we’ve agreed to meet for dinner. This tells it like it really is and it pulls no punches. Scary.
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