What with Charlie Sheen getting all the attention lately, it’s easy to forget that there are plenty of other things getting remixed out there. And one of those is this. Eclectic Method’s chop up of the Oscar-winning movie The King’s Speech taking some famous stu-stu-stutterers like Michael Palin’s Ken Pile from A Fish Called Wanda and Per-per-per-per-per-Porky Pig. Before ending in an expletive-filled finale. F*ck! Arse! Yes!
BOOM….WINNING! There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s bent on total annihilation of anyone who dares to stand in his way, in short, the ultimate Call of Duty buddy-playa! If you want your foe to meet with a fiery death, with the heat of one thousand suns bearing down upon their enemy ass then Mr. Sheen could be your wingman. In his own words, “The scoreboard doesn’t lie, it never has!” But just remember, whatever you do, DON’T take your fight to the water! Charlie don’t surf!
If this dream team of viral video megalolz actually finds its way into a finished film, we could be looking at the end of time as we know it. Or is this going to be the greatest rickroll in the history of the internet. The film’ll get made, we’ll all pay money to go see it, the opening credits’ll roll then as they end…”Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down” Pwnd.
Most of us have got digital cameras these days but let’s be honest, how many of the different functions do you use? Maybe you zoom every now and then to get a pixelated close-up or put it on a night setting or something. But the rest, they might as well not exist. Well thankfully this guy’s come along to show us what all those weird functions mean.
This is a warning to anyone out there who is on the look-out for a one-night stand; you pick up what you think is a hot looking girl, get her back to yours, skip the pleasantries and get straight down to business. And then, suddenly, in the height of passion things get all freaky. And not in a good way. Unless that whole tentacle fetish thing is your scene. Be afraid!
WINNING! Last week was all about the guy who set a new Guinness World Record for fastest person to reach 1 million followers on Twitter. That’s right, the same dude who has tiger blood flowing through his veins and has spawned more remix videos than Dubya managed at his height of fail. The big question is will this latest internet meme make it through another week, or will the light that has shone so bright suddenly fade and…..get some rehab?
Charlie Sheen: The coolest new meme-fix drug out there & i know you all want some! Another Sheen-machine remix, you say. Yeah, there’s one or two of them floating about at the moment. Such is the nature of the winnernet. But this one’s by those two guys who did the Taratino Mixtape and a bunch of other stuff. So it’s a good one, if inevitable. Bi-winning all round, I think you’ll find. So, what is the street value of a 7 gram rock of Charlie Sheen?
She’s the new face of fashionista Armani’s new scent, but…that….toe. What kind of shallow world are we living in!? No one’s denying Megan Fox is pretty, of course she is. She’s had surgery to reinforce that fact. But that toe thumb, that is slightly creepy, you know, if we were being real picky. But here comes her valiant knight to the rescue, defending her weird digit and rousing us from our shallow nitpicking. She’s still got a toe thumb though.
Charlie Sheen, the man who works on alternate terrestrial realms and has epic benders that would shame Keith Richards. A man who knows how to make a headline grabbing quote that makes you question the sanity of this reality. And now these fine young men have put his complete breakdown/transcendence to a higher realm/journey to godhood (delete as approriate), to music. Tiger blood, y’all.
Cheerleading is a competitive and stressful activity. Maybe. So when a team wins, you have to celebrate in the appropriate way. And that way is usually a shout of joy and hugging your teammates. Or, alternatively, you could go completely ballistic batshit mental and start acting like Henry Rollins at the front of a death metal feminist concert. Yeah, why not do that.
If they’re not trying to win the affections of a bridesmaid with their impressive equine transportation (a horse outside), then they’re wanting to fight a young lady’s father to show her how much they adore her. And not just mildly hurt him either, but take a Stanley knife and slash his face apart. You see, romance isn’t dead. Far from it, it’s wielding a weapon.
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