Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, September 19th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weekend recedes into the past and the future working week looms large, teasing you with its potential. Mostly it’s potential to throw curveballs and surprises but not the good kind of surprises. All you can do is grit your teeth and get your head down. Or just slack off and pretend it’s not happening. [...]

Monday, September 12th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A new week brings with it new opportunities, new opportunities to slack off that is. You can take forever to go collect a round of coffees for the team, for instance. Or you can go to the bathroom and sit and read your phone on a cubicle. Or you can just do it the lazy [...]

Monday, September 5th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another weekend comes and goes like the blink of an eye and here you are again, back in the grays of the office wondering why Monday mornings have to exist at all. Well, the week has to start somewhere but as the weeks churn onwards so too does the internet, thankfully. Which means procrastinating is [...]

Monday, August 22nd, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sun has set on the weekend and the Monday morning sun, extra bright and glaring, has now surfaced to welcome you to another week of success and growth! That’s what you’re meant to believe anyway, but in reality it’s yet more drudgery and meetings and spreadsheets and…oh god! Try and forget about it all [...]

Monday, August 15th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s pretend it isn’t Monday, let’s pretend you’re at a festival. You’ve just had the best weekend and now you’re hanging around the Monday after, leisurely chilling out, gathering your things, walking around the embers of last night’s fires. The sun’s shining, you’re in a field miles from a city. OK, now back to reality. [...]

Monday, August 8th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was your weekend? Gone too soon? Yep, that’s the standard speed the weekend goes by, way too fast than it rightfully should while the working week crawls by at speeds that are so slow it’s almost going backwards. To help speed it up immerse yourself in the links below.

Crazy Rooftop Parkour – Courtesy of [...]

Monday, August 1st, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strap in for another joyous week of early rising, commuting, sitting at a desk for hours a day, then commuting again, dinnering, interneting, and to bed. Rinse and repeat. What have you done to deserve this, huh? Ah well, soon it’ll be Christmas. In 144 days. While you ruminate on that, check out these links [...]

Monday, July 25th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weekend is over, it’s time to stop playing Pokemon Go and time to start reading about Pokemon Go hacks online, when you should actually be working. But everyone knows Mondays aren’t about working, instead Mondays are about slacking off. You can start with the links below.

DURUS – A robot that walks like a human.
Hank [...]

Monday, July 18th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time again, it’s Monday morning. Time to reevaluate your life and reassess what the heck has gone on and where did it all go so wrong—but then you’ll settle down soon enough and calm the heck down and your existential work breakdown will disappear. Then it’s back to normal, back to cruising the [...]

Monday, July 11th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strap in for another week or highs, lows, mediums, and everything in between—let’s hope it’s mostly highs but you never know, especially on a Monday. Just when you think you have the day in order, along comes a curveball to make you despair. Nevermind, you can always avoid everything by procrastinating on the internet, starting [...]

Monday, July 4th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to mainline coffee and boot up your system for another week of performing at the top of your game and achieving those goals! Or, more likely, time for another week of performing about average and pretending to achieve those goals. You can totally achieve your internet goals though, starting with the links below.

Shame of [...]

Monday, June 27th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to forget about the fog of the last couple of days, days spent doing what you wanted. You’re on company time now, so now you really get to do a whole new type of downtime altogether—it involves pretending to work while actually looking over the links below.

Honest Trailer for Pixels – This is [...]