Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, May 23rd, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time works in mysterious ways, the weekend flies by quick as you like racing towards Monday morning which seems to go on forever. And ever. And ever. And… you get the idea. It drags on like it’s never going to end, until it reaches the tipping point of noon, then the countdown to the next [...]

Monday, May 16th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer is very nearly upon us, which is something to look forward to and something to keep telling yourself again and again like some kind of mantra to ward off the effects of Monday. Soon it’ll be sunshine and, while that’s no good when you’re stuck in an office, it makes getting up in the [...]

Monday, May 9th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weekend is now but part of your past, a memory to be cherished or cringed through or forgotten or barely remembered. Ahead lies the working week, a vast unknown of meetings and spreadsheets and more goddamn meetings. Never mind there’s always coffee, and alcohol, and hyperlinks. We can provide the latter, see below.

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Monday, May 2nd, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buckle up and prepare for another week of nine to five, because as Ms Parton once sang, what a way to make a living. When she wrote that song though the internet wasn’t around, if it was then she could have included a line about slacking off and pretending to work while actually you’re watching [...]

Monday, April 25th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cycle of Mondays continues apace, the weekend rolls off into the distance behind you like a passing car in the wing mirror and ahead of lies road of the working week. Seemingly endless it heads off into the horizon where somewhere out there lies the new, future weekend. There are, however, plenty of rest [...]

Monday, April 18th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to wave goodbye to the good and relaxing times that were the weekend, and say hello to those bad and stressful times that are the week ahead. But don’t think too far ahead, not at this point on a Monday anyway. Save that until after lunch. Pre-lunch is all about wasting time on [...]

Monday, April 11th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again we meet Monday, once again you make your unwelcome presence at the beginning of another week. Just once it would be good if you could not show up, maybe just lie down and let Tuesday start the week off instead. But no, no, you wouldn’t shy on your duties like that, you square. [...]

Monday, April 4th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hell it’s that time of the week again, time to emerge from the fog of your weekend, whether it was spent driving to Bed, Bath & Beyond or drinking to forget, it’s over now. Ahead of you lies the daunting prospect of another week, but don’t worry. Before all that you can cling onto [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For some it was an extra long weekend, for others it wasn’t. It doesn’t matter now because we’re all back in the same place. Not literally because that would mean we all work together, which we don’t. But figuratively, figuratively we’re all back in our place of work. And that sucks. Make it suck less [...]

Monday, March 21st, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get your head out of the cloud of the weekend and come back to earth, specifically come back to that place on earth where you go to work. Because, yes, it’s Monday again and that means the come down begins here. But it’s OK it’ll be the weekend again very soon, in like five days. [...]

Monday, March 14th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to dust off the weekend and whatever happiness it involved and greet the new week with bitterness and a general sense of “ugh”—and if you find anyone who’s in a good mood, be careful, they’ll probably an alien as it’s impossible to be in a good mood on Monday if you’re human. Don’t [...]

Monday, March 7th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another weekend of 2016 bites the dust, it’ll be Christmas soon. In 293 days anyway. But until then there’s work to be done, or more accurately work to be avoided. And there’s no better way to avoid the inevitable than by clicking links and watching videos on the internet. We’ve got all that for you [...]