Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buckle up and prepare for another week of nine to five, because as Ms Parton once sang, what a way to make a living. When she wrote that song though the internet wasn’t around, if it was then she could have included a line about slacking off and pretending to work while actually you’re watching [...]

Monday, April 25th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cycle of Mondays continues apace, the weekend rolls off into the distance behind you like a passing car in the wing mirror and ahead of lies road of the working week. Seemingly endless it heads off into the horizon where somewhere out there lies the new, future weekend. There are, however, plenty of rest [...]

Monday, April 18th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to wave goodbye to the good and relaxing times that were the weekend, and say hello to those bad and stressful times that are the week ahead. But don’t think too far ahead, not at this point on a Monday anyway. Save that until after lunch. Pre-lunch is all about wasting time on [...]

Monday, April 11th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again we meet Monday, once again you make your unwelcome presence at the beginning of another week. Just once it would be good if you could not show up, maybe just lie down and let Tuesday start the week off instead. But no, no, you wouldn’t shy on your duties like that, you square. [...]

Monday, April 4th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hell it’s that time of the week again, time to emerge from the fog of your weekend, whether it was spent driving to Bed, Bath & Beyond or drinking to forget, it’s over now. Ahead of you lies the daunting prospect of another week, but don’t worry. Before all that you can cling onto [...]

Monday, March 28th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For some it was an extra long weekend, for others it wasn’t. It doesn’t matter now because we’re all back in the same place. Not literally because that would mean we all work together, which we don’t. But figuratively, figuratively we’re all back in our place of work. And that sucks. Make it suck less [...]

Monday, March 21st, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get your head out of the cloud of the weekend and come back to earth, specifically come back to that place on earth where you go to work. Because, yes, it’s Monday again and that means the come down begins here. But it’s OK it’ll be the weekend again very soon, in like five days. [...]

Monday, March 14th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to dust off the weekend and whatever happiness it involved and greet the new week with bitterness and a general sense of “ugh”—and if you find anyone who’s in a good mood, be careful, they’ll probably an alien as it’s impossible to be in a good mood on Monday if you’re human. Don’t [...]

Monday, March 7th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another weekend of 2016 bites the dust, it’ll be Christmas soon. In 293 days anyway. But until then there’s work to be done, or more accurately work to be avoided. And there’s no better way to avoid the inevitable than by clicking links and watching videos on the internet. We’ve got all that for you [...]

Monday, February 29th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold on to your happiness because it’s another damn week, but it’s OK, you’ll get through it, because you have to. And because the internet is here to aide your procrastination. It’s the greatest procrastination tool humanity has ever produced. That and video games. Anyway, check out these links and let the procrastination begin!

Nuns Grow [...]

Monday, February 22nd, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Monday morning! And you know what that means, it means it’s time to slack off for as long as it takes for your hangover to disappear. Which, considering how much you drank all weekend might be sometime. So, while you wait check out the links below and ease yourself into the week ahead.

Making Art [...]

Monday, February 15th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here we are again, the cycle begins anew. The weekend has come and gone, the working week comes at you with the full force of a Monday. Try not to despair too much, you never know what unexpected surprises and joys this week might bring. While you wait (and wait and wait) for those, [...]