Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, June 26th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Summer is here and that means Mondays are even more annoying because the hot weather either means you want to be outside enjoying it. Or it’s just too hot to concentrate. Although it’s never too hot to procrastinate, so whether you’re melting from insane temperatures or enjoying the air con, peruse the links below and [...]

Monday, June 19th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first day of a new working week is upon once again. As sure as the earth orbits the sun, and as sure as eventually billions of years from now our sun will explode and turn earth into a shattered nothingness, Monday will come around again. But a new week also means a whole new [...]

Monday, June 12th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to shrug off the shackles of that terrible two days of leisure and get back to the task of earning a day’s wage. Or a week’s wage or, you know, a lifetime’s wage as that’s what you’re looking at. From now until eternity. At least that’s what it feels like on a Monday [...]

Monday, June 5th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Behold a new week of opportunity opens up before you. Although, for a Monday, that’s a wildly optimistic way to look at it. More likely you’re thinking about Friday right now and the week ending. But don’t worry it’ll be Wednesday soon and then it’ll be Friday. Which means it’ll be Monday again though. Jeez, [...]

Monday, May 29th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The brevity of the weekend is in sharp contradiction to the painfully glacial pace that a Monday morning crawls along at. Which makes it all the more crueler. It’s like some kind of twisted joke sent to trial us. Instead of easing us into the working week, it torments us. But nevermind all that, distraction [...]

Monday, May 22nd, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s noting quite like the grim reality of a Monday morning to shock and shook the system. Apart from the grim reality of a weekend trip to Ikea, that is—after something like that sitting at your desk on a Monday morning can seem like sweet, sweet respite. So with that in mind let’s enjoy this [...]

Monday, May 8th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weekend waits for no man or woman, instead it flies past at a speed that only the weekend moves at. Monday morning on the other hand has its own unique take on time. It snails by, edging along moment by excruciating moment. Goading you with its length and making you endure it in its [...]

Monday, May 1st, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that goddamn time of the goddamn week again. When you goddamn have to go back to goddamn work. But is it all really that bad? Well, yes. Or at least it certainly seems that way when it’s Monday morning and you’re sat at your desk staring down the rest of the week. But don’t [...]

Monday, April 24th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life runs in cycles, daily cycles, weekly cycles, cycles that involve you feeling enthused about doing work on a Monday morning. And then suddenly not feeling so enthused because the caffeine kick from your coffee has gone. And when that down turn comes, it’s time for a new cycle. The cycle of internet browsing to [...]

Monday, April 17th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here you are again, back at your desk, back in the office, back staring at your computer screen. Wondering just what the hell you’re going to do to avoid any kind of work. Here’s one thing you can do, or many things you can do actually. You can click the links below and savor the [...]

Monday, April 10th, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time again, but why not approach this Monday with delight instead of dread. One way you can make it more delightful is by avoiding any work and instead spending your morning in a way that’s more productive to the art of procrastination. You can start that off by perusing the links below.

Monday, April 3rd, 2017

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strap in, because the week is about to begin…anew. The cyclical nature of life, the universe, and Mondays is kicking off yet again. And here you find yourself yet again feeling not fully functional or able yet to deal with the world. Not yet anyway. But don’t worry, that’s why we’re here and that’s why [...]