Entries Tagged as 'it's monday'

Monday, November 28th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a long weekend and that means it’s especially difficult to get back in the mood for work. You’re probably still burping up turkey and cranberry sauce, you’ve probably got turkey for lunch—all week. Well, in your fog of overindulgence ease yourself back into the working week with the links below.
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Monday, November 21st, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You made it through another week, the weekend’s now gone, so it’s time to knuckle down and plough through the next five days with vigour, enthusiasm, ambition, hope, joy, and lots and lots of coffee. Even if you only manage one of those (most likely the latter) consider yourself a champ. And if all else [...]

Monday, November 14th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only is it Monday, but it’s a Monday with the idea that they’ll be a president Trump in the White House very, very soon. So depending on your point of view, that makes things very bad or very good. 2016’s basically felt like one, long Monday that will never end. So try and cheer [...]

Monday, November 7th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say goodbye to the weekend and say, meh, to the first day of the week. A day which should be full of hope and cheer and ambition and ideas. But you’re far too bitter to think about any of that right now. First things first, you need coffee and you need to waste time browsing [...]

Monday, October 31st, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The day has come around once more, there’s no point trying to deny it. But you can delay it. Firstly make the whole team a cup of coffee, then make the whole building a cup. Then pretend you have to run an errand and visit a client. Then come back and waste time on the [...]

Monday, October 24th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you thought the weekend went too fast, then that’s because it did. It’s been scientifically proven that weekend time is experienced three times faster than week day time. Or, at least, it should be anyway because that’s how the vast majority of people experience it. Science, get someone on that. For the rest of [...]

Monday, October 17th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning. Or is it? Well, it’s a Monday morning so it’s never going to be that great but it doesn’t have to be that bad either. All you need to do is think positive thoughts, or failing that, ply yourself with vast amounts of coffee and then slack off by clicking the links below.

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Monday, October 10th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s time to shake off the cobwebs of the weekend, and fix up, look sharp because it’s a brand new week. Or, at least look vaguely awake. The best thing to do is mainline coffee for the first hour of your day, then spend the rest of the morning on a caffeine high before you [...]

Monday, October 3rd, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think positive thoughts, thoughts that will let you get through the morning. Thoughts like wouldn’t it be great if you suddenly somehow won the lottery. Even though you don’t even play the lottery. Then Mondays would be a lot different, you’ll probably still feel rotten but you’ll be feeling rotten floating in your kidney-shaped perfectly-heated [...]

Monday, September 26th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a new dawn, a new day, and you’re feeling like utter crap because it’s Monday and all Mondays shall forever be horrid, as is stated in the unwritten laws of the land. But it’s OK, because there’s always Tuesday and it’s not that far off. Beyond that, Wednesday. And then the weekend is on [...]

Monday, September 19th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weekend recedes into the past and the future working week looms large, teasing you with its potential. Mostly it’s potential to throw curveballs and surprises but not the good kind of surprises. All you can do is grit your teeth and get your head down. Or just slack off and pretend it’s not happening. [...]

Monday, September 12th, 2016

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A new week brings with it new opportunities, new opportunities to slack off that is. You can take forever to go collect a round of coffees for the team, for instance. Or you can go to the bathroom and sit and read your phone on a cubicle. Or you can just do it the lazy [...]