Following on with our Glee theme we have Harry Shum, Jr. swapping his dancing shoes for his killing ones’, and not a gay icon in sight, this is more like it! There’s also not a lot to dislike in this. It’s short, it has a gun fight, a lightsaber fight, some macho hero posturing, decapitation, and then Lara Croft. They should think about making a sequel, so we can see what happened to her. Good luck with the title though.
What would you do if you’re in a store and a robbery took place? Probably shit yourself and start blubbering for your life. Fortunately you don’t need to answer that question, instead answer this: Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no? Preferably in leather hot pants and not much else.
It’s almost more enjoyable watching this girl perform this in sign language than it is watching that kinetic typography version. She’s just full of attitude, so next time you’re down the local disco, drunkenly flaying your arms about while trying to rub your crotch on the girl in the tight pink dress, and this song comes on, try and remember the moves. The f*ck you part at least. That or now you know how to break up with someone without saying a word, or sending a text.
Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon’s Michael “Bloody” Caine impressions from improv sitcom The Trip are, put simply, amazing and hilarious. I especially like Coogan doing the e-mo-tion-al Michael Caine with the broken voice. “She was only 16 years old. She…was…only…16…years…old.”
It’s a supercut of the “other” 100 best movie insults of all time. And it’s ten minutes long, can your attention span last that – oh look a dog with a fluffy tail! Simpson’s references aside, this is worth the watch because, you know, movies are cool and insulting people’s cool. So the two together can only equal something that’s twice as cool. Right?…….You still there???
Read as a statement the above heading just states the obvious, but don’t read it as a statement, read it as the number of people killed by Mr Bauer. Because that’s what he does. Whether he’s wrenching their guts out to get to a swallowed key, torturing them to death with their Granny’s bloodied, flesh-strewn fibula or stroking them to death with the kindness of a bullet: Jack Bauer kills.
She’s back & still INSANE! In Soviet Russia it’s the girls who are fearless – Last time she used a ramp, this time she is happily being thrown off a desolate building block with nothing but a homemade bungee rope attached to her waist. While Western kids play pretend war with digital playmates, Russian kids are flying through the air kicking death in the teeth.
Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science for the inner-nerd in all of us – RESULT!
She’s called Charlotte, she’s a cute little rugrat and she seems destined to have a future with the Republican Party of “NO” when she’s older. In fact she’s taking the negative to the extreme and beyond, declining any form of subtle manipulation that mummy & daddy can throw at her. I like this kid, she will go far! (oh, for the nerds amongst you, this was shot on an Android phone….BIG f#cking deal!)
Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing was obviously a complete virgin and never really took a moment to consider the unspoken language of ‘love’, or in this case, pretty much the next best thing, the female reaction a chick has to sitting on Microlab’s latest commercial offering. It may sound like complete Russian to most of us, but trust me, your brain will translate the important bits! The only thing that is totally confusing and untranslatable is what the f#ck this has to do with audio speakers!?
What a year it’s been, what a year indeed! How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!” and more fake crying than you could ever throw a box of Kleenex at. Also it was a year of pushing pranks to the extreme, who would have thought 12 months ago that you would be laughing with glee at the sight of a chick being pushed off the top of a building in the snow – Come to think of it you are ALL a bunch of twisted, sick f#ckers!! It’s good to know i’m amongst my own!
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