Hawt workouts are great, hawt workouts are great. Sorry, you don’t need to be told that twice. If exercise was more like this the world wouldn’t be full of obese Snorlaxes shuffling their wobbly hides from KFC to McDonald’s like a bunch of whales with feet. The government really needs to look into making exercise like this compulsory. At the very least some over-long PSA’s.
Some shocking news in this second installment, poor Chorus Guy. But the rest of the collective are keeping it real with their raps about bees and polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot. And MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. And the best news, MC Vagina’s back and he spells chorus with a vag.
Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.
If only this happened at every town, that would sure be an effective way to draw in the crowds. Forget a country fair or the circus being in town, what would really bring people from across the country is to say you have a woman walking around asking strange men to touch her breasts. I say we petition Parliament/Congress/United Nations to make this an international law – Hot dayam.
So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? Nothing, nothing at all. Combine both these earthly pleasures and you’ll feel even better. It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?
When 4chan get involved in a Flash Mob, then you know you’re done for. Best thing to do is to retreat into digital form and hide out in the internets until they’ve gone. This is why, apart from Flash Mobs being particularly retarded, we should assign them to the bin of history. Don’t you dare protest with a Flash Mob though. Don’t you dare.
Brad Pitt and Ed Norton or as they’re collectively known: Tyler Durden, sing that old blues standard, the classic “Penor Song”. Muddy Waters used to tour this little number and I believe it’s what inspired Eric Clapton to write his classic track, “The Man With Two Penises”. Fight Club, was the most significant piece of homosexual art in the past 25 years…Best movie ever or what?
The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all the way into the vast, wild jungle while you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.
This is one hell-of-a-way to pass an afternoon. Majestically flying through the Swiss Alps like some sort of insane winged ninja. James Bond would be proud, this is pretty much how he starts every day. Before breakfast he gets up climbs a mountain with his teeth, then gets chased by Chuck Norris-trained warriors with machine guns for arms, then parachutes off a mountain, giving a big union jack f#ck you to his would-be assailants. Too kool for skool!
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