Entries from November 2010

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

WTF Collective 2 (Jon Lajoie)

Some shocking news in this second installment, poor Chorus Guy. But the rest of the collective are keeping it real with their raps about bees and polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot. And MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. [...]

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

A Man Recreates Himself in Sims

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

M!LF – Veronique Leysen

If only this happened at every town, that would sure be an effective way to draw in the crowds. Forget a country fair or the circus being in town, what would really bring people from across the country is to say you have a woman walking around asking strange men to touch her breasts. I [...]

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Why Weed Is Better Than Sex!

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? Nothing, nothing at all. Combine both these earthly pleasures and you’ll feel even better. It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Flash Mob Gone Wrong by Tom Scott, Ep 77

When 4chan get involved in a Flash Mob, then you know you’re done for. Best thing to do is to retreat into digital form and hide out in the internets until they’ve gone. This is why, apart from Flash Mobs being particularly retarded, we should assign them to the bin of history. Don’t you dare [...]

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Fight Club: Penis

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton or as they’re collectively known: Tyler Durden, sing that old blues standard, the classic “Penor Song”. Muddy Waters used to tour this little number and I believe it’s what inspired Eric Clapton to write his classic track, “The Man With Two Penises”. Fight Club, was the most significant piece of [...]

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

How To Survive Corporate Retreats!

The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all [...]

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Speedflying in Wengen

This is one hell-of-a-way to pass an afternoon. Majestically flying through the Swiss Alps like some sort of insane winged ninja. James Bond would be proud, this is pretty much how he starts every day. Before breakfast he gets up climbs a mountain with his teeth, then gets chased by Chuck Norris-trained warriors with machine [...]

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Rugrat Reggae FTW!

Ah, the power of reggae. Not only can it unite nations, stoners, and make every thing seem alright in a world that’s gone to sh#t. You know what else it can do, another power of this redemptive, universal music that sounds like God humming? It can stop a baby crying. Start bobbing your head little [...]

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

Balloonacy

It can be confusing to describe a balloon race across the internet. And that’s not because it’s a confusing game, it’s just because it’s a balloon race. Across the internet. The race course that all the balloons fly through is made up of loads and loads of websites. Each website has the race course floating [...]

Monday, November 8th, 2010

.50 Cal William Tell

Fake? Gay? I was expecting Freddie’s head to pop like a ripe watermelon but instead the watermelon popped like a ripe head. If you look closely you can see that the pixels on Freddie’s glasses don’t match up, and the way the guy says “sorry”. It sounds like it’s been complied together from found voices. [...]