Entries from April 2011

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Live Webcast FAIL!

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

The KO Hip-Hop Cello-Beatbox Experience: Julie-O

This has got to be one of the first times someone’s paired beatboxing with a cello, uniting those two music-making methods, finally. It’s taken a while but Julie-O being the man he is stepped up to the mark, said, “I’ll get this one boys” and brought them together through the sweet sound of song. Brauv [...]

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer

The stirring emotion, the rising crescendo of music to accompany the character’s story arc boiled down to a few concise minutes while revealing just enough but not too much about the film in question. This trailer has it all, it ticks every box that needs to be ticked. All it needs is some overblown praise [...]

Monday, April 18th, 2011

The Mountain

The majesty of the cosmos shot in time lapse at El Teide, Spain’s highest mountain. So you can gape with slack-jawed awe at the Milky Way transforming the heavens into a dazzling natural spectacle of galactic grandeur and unearthly beauty. Plus it’s a good spot to watch out for the oncoming alien invasion!

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Mass UFO Sighting, We’re All Doomed

Happy Friday, make it a good one because the world’s about to get all Independence Day on our asses. First it’ll be the White House then Paris, then some hick in the middle of nowhere and then they’ll come for your children and your pets!! Or maybe they’re like the nice aliens from Close Encounters. [...]

Friday, April 15th, 2011

Slicing the Baby Cake. Nom.

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. Apart from the form of a human child. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake? Ewww, in that case it’s disgusting, what kind of sick, [...]

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Free Hip Hop, Come Get It

Well now here’s a generous fella, handing out hip-hop at a price that we can all afford. Mr. Mystro takes to the streets of London and places down his stereo and raps for anyone, whether you’re a hoodie wearing, beer-swilling teenage miscreant or a tourist or a suited banker or the pavement or a building. [...]

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

Star Wars – Return of the P*rn

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an abundance of purple lightsabers and strange creatures from all over the galaxy, in a film that is the holy grail of weird fetish alien porn. Plus an [...]

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

“Sperm Bank” by Team Submarine

Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a [...]

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Lego City Zombie Defense

Even in the seemingly peaceful toy world of Lego City, there is no escape from the flesh-munching, brain-chomping, organ-grinding, skin-tearing zombie hordes. And these undead monsters even include a zombie Yoda. You just know the world has gone to shit when even the sage-like Yoda is one of the angry-eyed walking dead.

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Fight For Your Right – Revisited

You gotta fight for your right to get Will Ferrell to play you in a movie! It’s 25 years since the Beastie Boys released “Licensed to Ill” giving people an excuse to be unwell and gategrashing your momma’s house for a party. And now they’re making a film about that fateful time, starring so many [...]