Entries from August 2011

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

Thanks, Smokey!

Well, this is all a bit weird. But at least it has a group of women jiggling their asses about in a field dressed as sheep. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in [...]

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Magic Fabric

If you thought two pieces of fabric couldn’t be entertaining, then think again! After watching these two sheets fly about in a vortex, you’ll never get totally pissed off when making the bed ever again. When you’re caught in a flurry of cotton sheets not knowing what way’s up or down, just pretend your doing [...]

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Dub FX – “Love Someone”

The internet loves this guy, but outside of its cyberwalls no one’s heard of him. He’s one of those rapper type chaps who walks around with his synthesizer like a travelling nomad, playing his music wherever he lays his hat, laying down rhythms for passersby. He should defo go on the X-Factor. In fact, he [...]

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Portal: No Escape

You’ve got to love fan films, refreshing the parts of fanboys and girls that film companies are just to afraid too reach. And you can most certainly fap to this, if you’re a fan of the Portal game series. It has a well worn opening of someone (a woman) waking up in a room alone, [...]

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011


Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011


Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with [...]

Friday, August 19th, 2011

Every Argument Every Couple Ever Has EVER

It’s great being in a relationship, because instead of sitting at home on your own trawling the internet, you get to argue with someone whenever they want. Think of it as mental sparring, kind of like a Socratic dialogue but where every other spoken word is full of venom and vitriol, and each argument isn’t [...]

Friday, August 19th, 2011

The Man Without a Facebook

We’ve had the Facebook movie, now there’s a film about a man who doesn’t have a Facebook. It’s a story of love, betrayal, face-to-face interaction. A story that doesn’t want you to “like” on your Facebook page. A story of a man who refuses to have a profile, a man who uses paper and never [...]

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

Kittens Inspired by Kittens

A young child gives her incredible analysis of pictures of kittens. Cutting through the veneer of metaphor that hangs heavy, tearing through the semantic web to reveal the Platonian absolutes that exist beyond space-time in their abstract forms. Either that or she’s recently done a lot of crystal meth!?

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

Knights of Badassdom

This one should have you hooked from the title alone. And if that doesn’t make you want to torrent the fuck out of this movie right now, how about if you knew it stars Game of Thrones‘ Peter Dinklage, True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten, Firefly‘s Summer Glau, Treme‘s Steve Zahn, It’s Always Sunny‘s Jimmi Simpson, and [...]

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

The Think Tank

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about, get the best minds on the job and then go out there and get the girl. As long as you don’t take too long [...]