Entries from November 2011

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Fiji Vignette 3/3

This guy surfing in the ocean is shot so clean and crisp it makes you thirsty for salt water. You want to just dive in there and start lapping it all up even though you know it’ll turn your mouth into sandpaper. But at least watching it might make you forget how miserable the weather [...]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

The Karate KId 1983 Entire Rehearsal

If you grew up in the 1980s you’ll remember the original Karate Kid movies with their waxing on & waxing off and Miyagi & bonsai & bullies in skeleton halloween costume beating up Ralph Macchio. Well while they were making it, some clever buck decided to shoot each scene’s rehearsal with budget cameras so the [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Fail Compilation November 2011

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you or anyone you know did something ridiculous or injurious this month then you may’ve made it to the fail compilation. If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Everyday I’m Steppin’ On The Beach

If you don’t find yourself enjoying this–come on, it has Spongebob in it–then check your pulse, you may’ve turned into a zombie made from pure anger who can only enjoy themselves when they’re feasting on hate. For those of us who aren’t angry zombies full of scorn, then a little toe-tapping is in order. 10 [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Joe Rogan – What Is Reality

If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, as weird as that may seem, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind. Piloting his flesh vehicle around trying to figure [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

The Unexpected Downside of Having the World’s Largest Penis

Just because you have a schlong the size of an elephant’s trunk, doesn’t mean to say that the world is all drugs, booze, and hot chicks. You end up becoming a freakshow circus constantly having to whip out the old chap and show people in the street so they can take photos and put them [...]

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

The Legend of Zelda Rap

Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator. Balls! Don’t listen to him Link, he’s just [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Special Forces

A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something [...]

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

The Rubberbandits – Black Man

Last year they won our Christmas hearts and minds, this year they’re back and they’re rapping about their crew, who it seems features people from all walks (and non-walks) of life, but they’re missing one person to make it complete. Irish comedy hip-hop never sounded so good as when it comes out of the mouths [...]

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

The Bears Talk China’s Manipulated Currency

Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from [...]

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Drinking Homeopathic Bleach

This is one way to impress the ladies, ask them back to your place for some shots of homeopathic bleach to wash down that delicious meal you had. Once you pose the question of drinking some of this intoxicating brew she’ll be like putty in your hands. Most probably because she’ll have some kind of [...]