Monday, June 20th, 2011

Bass Down Low

If you want to learn something about multimedia editing, forget about wasting your time at college and learning off those so-called professors. Instead, just have a watch of this and lament how unfair it is that some people have just got raw talent for this kind of stuff. She’s still in school but has put [...]

Friday, June 17th, 2011

How To Keep A Girlfriend FAIL!

They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling [...]

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

Anatomy of a Computer Virus – Stuxnext

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet and mutate into a giant data-monster that will eventually break free of the constraints of code and strike [...]

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Extremities

This is not your typical skater vid, gone are the Jackass-esque pranking to be replaced by some dizzying angles and mellow music. It’s all rather peaceful and entrancing, so sit back, pour yourself a cold one, even if it’s early in the morning — beer is an all day drink — and enjoy.

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Everything Great About Youtube – The MORT Eclectic

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Vagina Ain’t Handicapped

Drop it like it’s hot. How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that’s the real talent in this video. Just imagine the amazement if she went on one of these desperate talent shows and started spitting out these lyrics. Would love to see the judges faces when she started rhyming about how [...]

Monday, June 13th, 2011

2CELLOS (Sulic & Hauser) – “Welcome To The Jungle”

Guns N’ Roses, if you were older than about 5 in the 1980s chances are you at some point in that decade were into Axl, Slash, and the rest rocking out in bandanas and ripped denims. Don’t fight the memory, you know it happened. Well I bet you never thought you’d be hearing one of [...]

Friday, June 10th, 2011

NYC 3-Way

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. In this video set in NYC it does a pretty good job of [...]

Friday, June 10th, 2011

All Quiet Now

The tagline for this film goes: “A short film about a boy, a girl and their thoughts.” And that seems to involve little floating perverted balls of mind, goading their masters on to ravish the other one. Basically highlighting how awkward things can be between the sexes when all they’re really trying to do is [...]

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

Awesome Slow-Mo Beer Commercial

A self-aware beer commercial, they just don’t make them like this any more. Ugly men, in slow-motion, spilling beer, drinking beer, staring wistfully at beer, at the TV, with an emotionally fraught operatic number playing over the top — and a choir. Someone needs to do the same for car commercials. They are far too [...]

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

“You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?”

I just don’t get it. Do you? Yes, it’s that cliched line that’s reared its retarded head in movies throughout the ages, the line that you’ve probably never heard uttered by a real human in real life who wasn’t just quoting a film or trying to act like they were in a cheeseball action movie. [...]