Who even knew they had contests like this? But they do, and these people are supreme wizards when it comes to jumping around and flinging themselves about on a piece of slackline, their balancing skills the exact opposite of you after a night out quaffing the moonshine. Finally, a sport where everyone wears skinny jeans!

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, feeding off the likeability of other people like a human leech, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets, dressed them up like those popular people, and locked them [...]

They locked him away. They ruined his legacy. And now, after 20 years he’s about to get his revenge! If only this was the real reason behind those filmic turds that were the prequels then all would be forgiven. And it wouldn’t just be forgiven, but this would change Lucas into the most badass man [...]

When it comes to letting someone know that they better not do what they were going to do or they are going to receive some pain or a variation there of, no one does it better than the movies. People threatening to cut off your johnson, threatening to force feed you something unpleasant, threatening you [...]

We do apologise for this break in normal service by inflicting upon you the hideous gump-faced crooning buffoon that is Bruno Mars and his turgid shit-fried pop. But there is a reason and that is the music video to this track is pretty fucking great, featuring as it does a beer-swilling, dressing-gown’d, nunchuck’d slobbing Leonard [...]

3…2…1… And we’re back. Here’s how to offend everyone in America, well, apart from calling them all a bunch of superstitious, lard-bloodied inbreds who think they birthed the universe out of their constitution. But apart from that, you could always address every state stereotype there is and put it in a two minute YouTube video.

Yoda, the wise Jedi munchkin with big ears comes over all Danny from Withnail and I. Under that veil of Jedi mastery lurks a threatening drug-addled hippy bent on getting young Luke crazed out of his mind on rare herbs and prescribed chemicals. Because when he spikes you, you will know you’ve been spiked. Feel [...]

You’ll watch this and be utterly captivated, mainly by a dark-haired, impeccably-styled beauty getting frisky with a pizza, but also by the somewhat mysterious and intriguing narrative. If only this sort of thing happened when you order a Domino’s after drinking your body weight in distilled spirits the night before. Feeling hungry now?

If you have the sort of fear of spiders that causes you to scream and run for the nearest window, even if you’re 12 stories up, then you are going to LOVE this video. And by love we mean scream and run for the nearest window. Which’ll be a shame because it’s an excellently made [...]

If you love listening to live music, there’s really no better place to do that than in a field in the British countryside. But as ever with Glastonbury there’s so much going on, it’s difficult to know what to do with yourself. Which is where this handy app comes in. Featuring customisable line-up, interactive map, [...]

These guys just had to do another video, if for nothing else than the video title alone. So here it is, something we’ve all no doubt been waiting for, the sequel to Jedi A-Holes. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally [...]