Just because you have a schlong the size of an elephant’s trunk, doesn’t mean to say that the world is all drugs, booze, and hot chicks. You end up becoming a freakshow circus constantly having to whip out the old chap and show people in the street so they can take photos and put them [...]

Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator. Balls! Don’t listen to him Link, he’s just [...]

A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something [...]

Last year they won our Christmas hearts and minds, this year they’re back and they’re rapping about their crew, who it seems features people from all walks (and non-walks) of life, but they’re missing one person to make it complete. Irish comedy hip-hop never sounded so good as when it comes out of the mouths [...]

Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from [...]

This is one way to impress the ladies, ask them back to your place for some shots of homeopathic bleach to wash down that delicious meal you had. Once you pose the question of drinking some of this intoxicating brew she’ll be like putty in your hands. Most probably because she’ll have some kind of [...]

This guy’s straight out of Kill Bill, one of Japan’s last remaining swordsmiths, Korehira Watanabe, he is a living legend, who’s honed his craft for 40 years. And as if that wasn’t badass enough, in those 40 years he also attempted to make the mythical Koto sword. Like a goddamn mofoing bowssssss!

As a little break in everyone’s daily routine of watching porn and lulz, here’s some beautiful skies shot in high dynamic range photography, sunsets and sunrises aplenty. Aren’t they just so damn pretty? OK, now we can all get back to porn and nutshots.

This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie. Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out [...]

Micro remix maven Pogo turns his adept skillage to Spielberg’s ‘AI: Artificial Intelligence’ turning the voices, chords and sound effects into a symphony of enchanting awesomeness. It’s just beautiful man. No, that’s not a tear, it’s my electrical circuitry playing up.

All hail the might of Germany’s favourite sons and thank the gods of metal that they release such awesome videos. It starts off innocent enough as a 1960s beach party then descends into some welcome debauchery as the girls get nawtie and fighting ensues. This is why God gave rock and roll to us.