Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

The 2011 Portfolio

It was a year of chaos in the world’s political and financial realms, anarchy on the streets and Mother Nature exercising her awesome power. And in the movies, well, things got a little weird. But then when the going gets weird, Hollywood turns pro so bring it on. In case you missed all the strangeness, [...]

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Princess

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends that share the love of fairies and dance to the tune of hope. So, naturally, off she goes to meet the other half, the one and only prince charming. Once there and her radiant beauty has [...]

Monday, December 5th, 2011

School Portrait (2011)

The school portrait is a seminal moment in a child’s life. They don’t know it at the time but they’ll look back at that and think about who they were back then and who they’ve turned into now they’re a big adult. So why not kill those dreams before they start to manifest and inject [...]

Sunday, December 4th, 2011

PS3: Insane Immersive Movie Experience

Wanna make your girlfriend think you are waay cooler than Johnny Depp? Watch as this guy’s room fills with water and turns into the good ship Black Pearl, sailing the ocean blue, with you as Captain jack! No SFX, no post production, no cuts, everything you see here was done 100% for real. In this [...]

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Telling Mom I’m Gay

If you’re gay, coming out of the closet to your parents is probably a total nightmare, but having to do it to a devout Christian mother who goes to church and thinks God is the be all and end all. That sucks, pun intended. But this brave soul builds up the courage to do it. [...]

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Leslie David Baker ‘2 Be Simple’ Ft. N.U.M.

Stanley from The US Office is a total pussy magnet, they’re all heading over to his house to strip down to their bikinis and show him some fun times. Sure, he may be a big man who likes to hang out in his dressing gown and slippers, but the chicks dig a man who’s happy [...]

Thursday, December 1st, 2011

Billycock TVC “Denim Worth Dying For”

Yeah, so this denim may be produced in exotic climes by small hands who work for less than $5 a decade but they look super fine on this hot chick’s sweet ass. That way she can distract us from the fact that the clothes are made unethically because beautiful people make everything OK.

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

Fiji Vignette 3/3

This guy surfing in the ocean is shot so clean and crisp it makes you thirsty for salt water. You want to just dive in there and start lapping it all up even though you know it’ll turn your mouth into sandpaper. But at least watching it might make you forget how miserable the weather [...]

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

The Karate KId 1983 Entire Rehearsal

If you grew up in the 1980s you’ll remember the original Karate Kid movies with their waxing on & waxing off and Miyagi & bonsai & bullies in skeleton halloween costume beating up Ralph Macchio. Well while they were making it, some clever buck decided to shoot each scene’s rehearsal with budget cameras so the [...]

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Everyday I’m Steppin’ On The Beach

If you don’t find yourself enjoying this–come on, it has Spongebob in it–then check your pulse, you may’ve turned into a zombie made from pure anger who can only enjoy themselves when they’re feasting on hate. For those of us who aren’t angry zombies full of scorn, then a little toe-tapping is in order. 10 [...]

Friday, November 25th, 2011

Joe Rogan – What Is Reality

If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, as weird as that may seem, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind. Piloting his flesh vehicle around trying to figure [...]