While this man was breaking world records and elevating the human race to the level of godhood, what were you doing? Watching South Park online? Again? The world needs more valiant people like this courageous and skilled individual, shoving 18 quarters up his nose in the name of… something. That’s progress.

Apple takes on Google Earth – with previously classified military tech (Apple bought the company). Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Today. Technology has advanced so much that C3 Technologies can now provide photo-realistic 3D city visualizations. They dither on about social and commercial implications, but we all know the one commercial implication where it [...]

Leave it to Captain Kirk to weigh in on the decades old debate about which was better: Star Trek or Star Wars? Both sides have their staunch defenders who’ll fight to the death to protect their precious sci-fi franchise. The only really mature way to settle the issue is for Shatner and Mark Hamill to [...]

The cast and crew of Doctor Who perform like monkeys in front of the camera to celebrate David Tennant finally leaving and ending his over-hyped, child-at-Christmas performance of the Doctor. Just look how happy they all are in this clip, smiles as wide as the universe, even Mr Tennant himself is beaming with joy at [...]

A truly tantalising tongue twister teasing moment from the Motilo ‘Lips Of Babel’ series as 13 resplendent models recite tongue twisters in their native language. But take stock, because this might be your only chance to see that many pairs of sensuous lips — belonging to the world’s most stunning models no less — talk [...]

It’s the time of year when we all celebrate evil, but in its most cutesy form possible. So, naturally, it’s also the time of the Halloween Prank. But in the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy (and [...]

No one dies quite like The Buscmiester, just take his epic prolonged death in Reservoir Dogs. From the opening scene he’s off on one long journey towards the great unknown. Although, for some reason that really needs explaining (maybe, just maybe, he didn’t die), that movie isn’t included in this. Because you’re a fucking faggot. [...]

Sorcery? Witchcraft? Just what exactly is going on here. You have a face, you have a water balloon. You have someone throwing said balloon in said face, surely that should result in the bursting of the balloon and the soaking of the face. But no, some kind of black magic is afoot…

There was a time when skaters were heroes, when ultimate skate legend Rune Glifberg and burn units Jonas Skrøder, Dany Hamard and Hugo Maillard roll through the mean streets of Buenos Aires, laying waste to the nasty elements they find there. Anarchy and its buddy chaos rein on the sprawling cityscape, but a little thing [...]

Over at Vans this is how they do their European vacationing. Forget the Griswalds, they gather the whole crew together and head on over to La France with the whole family to BMX the fuck out of the country. And if you wanna join them, the by Zeus’ beard, do so.

Well, I don’t know about you but it’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible’s been removed from the English language.