What Toy is Caeleb playing with?


Yes, what IS he playing with? And how does he become Jehovah’s friend with an evil toy like that? Are you ready to brainwash your children? Good, then sit them down to watch this innocent-looking, Toy Story-esque animation that’s all the more abominable for its malignant trickery. Caeleb wants to play with his new, cool-looking warlock toy, but Jehovah hates magic and you don’t want to piss off Jehovah or he will rain down a world of shit upon you. And you’ll make him sad. Childhood ruined.

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