Entries from June 2012

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Breaking Bad: Requiem for a Dream

The anguished story of Walter White is laid bare in this recap of seasons 1-4 showing Walt’s trajectory from cancer sufferer to drug kingin, set to that song from Requiem for a Dream that would make footage of someone straining out a shit seem like the most poignant and dramatic thing you’ve ever seen.

Sunday, June 17th, 2012

Le Peuple de l’Herbe – Parler le fracas

The is a radically awesome music video for “Parler le fracas,” by French hip-hop group Le Peuple de l’Herbe. It’s influence is Orwell’s Animal Farm updated for discontent of the Occupy Wall Street era. So we get pigs in riot police gear facing off with disenfranchised industrial workers who are a goose, a chameleon, and [...]

Friday, June 15th, 2012

Crazy Christians

Believing in invisible sky wizards takes a leap of faith (especially after watching this), but earnestly believing that Papa Smurf will steal a child’s soul requires a leap of sheer insanity. Anyone who believes that they turned into a cobra from the waist up should really be wearing one of those nice jackets with the [...]

Friday, June 15th, 2012

Krispy Kreme – “Best Friends”

This is the Alabaman rapper’s–the “Rebecca Black of rapping”–new track and it’s sitting comfortably with well over a million views. It seems his buddy Mike has fallen into a spot of bother, the sort of bother where you end up in field with a black sack over your head. Go rescue him Krispy! Haters gonna [...]

Thursday, June 14th, 2012

Youtube Haiku – Compilation #1

Not sure if this is strictly speaking a haiku but don’t let a little thing like that put you off because this is awesome to the power of Chuck Norris. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh the tears dry. If the internet wasn’t invented so we could all laugh at edited together funny videos, then [...]

Thursday, June 14th, 2012

Crying Film Baby

Every major film blockbuster needs a wailing baby. Fact. Where would the movie Titanic be without a crying baby interrupting the most famous piece of dialogue from it? Or for that matter, where would 300 be? Or Jerry Maguire and even Gandalf? Yes, some classic movies are made infinitely more cry baby-tastic with the insertion [...]

Wednesday, June 13th, 2012

Miami Zombie Attack Prank!

This is just what you need after some crazed drug addict has eaten someone’s face off, some prankster taking advantage of everyone shitting themselves by staging a zombie attack. The responses from the people of Miami range from running away in terror and boarding up your house to some guy pulling out a handgun to [...]

Tuesday, June 12th, 2012

Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer – Badass Mix

Fiddy’s track ‘In Da Club’ gets a British makeover with some lyrical changes to make it Anglo-friendly. So a bottle gets changed to a pint and our man is in there playing darts, offering up a fiver to see some “jugs” (that’s ‘bewbs’ to you). And that’s just the beginning of this 14 minute mix. [...]

Tuesday, June 12th, 2012

Fear Factor USA – “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!”(Donkey Semen Stunt)

So this is what passes for mainstream entertainment these days, huh? Who knew. A few years back you’d have to root around the internet for a few minutes before you could find some pretty girls drinking the seed of a donkey, but now it’s on TV. Did I miss the memo notifying us that society [...]

Tuesday, June 12th, 2012

Need for Speed Most Wanted

However you look at it the lines between fantasy and reality are becoming so blurred that it’s soon going to be impossible to tell them apart, and here is a perfect example. Introducing the first ever gameplay footage of Criterion Games’ highly anticipated Need for Speedâ„¢ Most Wanted, released at the E3 2012 Official event. [...]

Monday, June 11th, 2012

Blink-182 Pick Up Lines

If you were ever wondering how using Blink-182 lyrics to pick up girls might work, then here’s your answer. This guy takes to the streets and starts using their lyrics on random girls in public to see if he’ll have them fighting to go out with him. But it didn’t quite work out so well [...]