Entries from June 2012

Monday, June 11th, 2012

The Orb: Grey Dull Clouds

If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Basically, if you were in your twenties in the early 90’s and spent a significant proportion of your time coming down off MDMA, on a filthy sofa, monging out to The Orb’s seminal ambient [...]

Monday, June 11th, 2012

Kumare Official Trailer

American filmmaker Vikram Gandhi pretends to be spiritual leader Kumare, a guru from the East. He then goes on to cast his followers under his spell as they seek spiritual guidance in their lives, then filmed it all to make this documentary. Call it an exploitation flick if you like. Personally, i have this on [...]

Friday, June 8th, 2012

Creepy Girl Enters Justin Bieber’s ‘Girlfriend’ Contest

Oh hell yeah. This is what the internet’s all about — Justin Bieber is holding a contest where fans get to make their version of his track “Boyfriend” and the prize for their creativity is to be featured in an upcoming NBC special. What ensues from this girl is a piece of deep fried comedy [...]

Friday, June 8th, 2012

We Stopped Dreaming (Episode 2) – A New Perspective

It was you, you stopped dreaming. And now you’ve ruined it for the rest of us, no more manned space travel, our dreams of living on Mars doomed and left for another generation to pick up our shards of once-promised explorations and head into space to find out the beauty that lies over yonder. And [...]

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

Die Antwoord – “Baby’s On Fire”

The words ‘WTF did i just watch?’ come to mind when viewing this, yep, Die Antwoord are back. The band that seem like the delirious product of a cheese-dream by David Lynch passed out after watching Lethal Weapon 2, have a new video out and it’s just as eff’d up as their others, with people [...]

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

Your Eyes Are Stupid

The legend that is Zefrank returns to Youtube to point out that your eyes are stupid. Yes, just your ones and no one else. Using a selection of brain-melting optical illusions and his very best Rosie Perez impression he will mock you while messing with your mind and neural cortex until you finally can’t take [...]

Thursday, June 7th, 2012

Barack Obama Singing “Call Me Maybe”

You’ve seen him do “Sexy and I Know It” and “Born This Way ” – Obama definitely likes to sing, we know that. He also likes killing people with drones. Maybe one day the two activities will meet, but until that fateful day, why not enjoy him singing Carly Rae’s hit, with a little help [...]

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

Pulling Out of Iraq

After many years of bloodshed and horror, the US and Iraq have decided to throw in the towel. But as always, things aren’t quite as simple as just shaking hands and adding each other to the Christmas card list. No, instead there’s a small issues that needs to be resolved. A small issue of a [...]

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

Boys Night In

Sometimes it’s hard being a heterosexual. Everyone likes a night in with their buddy, but not when your buddy keeps getting his dick out and thinking it’s hilarious. In fact, if you’ve seen his schlong more than once a week then you might want to review the dynamic of your relationship and possibly come to [...]

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

Wall Street Workout

In what universe do weak men pay a boxing coach to tell them they are crap? This one of course. What a job, getting paid to abuse Wall Street nerds who are about as athletic as a bowl of soup. This guy gets to come along and give them hell, dishing out more ritual humiliation [...]

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012

Pedophiles Harrassed By Pedophiles

It’s time for some payback and it aint pretty, especially if you are a child molester. In a predatory world you may think you’re top of the sexual food chain, but while you’re perving over your own sick desires someone is perving over you perving over them. It’s complicated but people’s love-lives always are. Just [...]