Thursday, July 4th, 2013

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

These wearable computers are getting so advanced, and now finally they’re able to do something worthwhile, rather than just surf the web and take stupid photos. As reported on Tech Trends the brand new Samsung Apex is a wearable device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock [...]

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

Best Maid of Honor Toast Ever (Eminem Rap)

This must be one of the best surprise toasts by a bridesmaid ever given, even to the degree that it’s upstaged the bride, switching the lyrics Eminem’s “Without Me” to deliver an awesome speech tailor-made for her sister’s wedding. The 24-year-old bridesmaid chucked on a black sweatshirt over herbridesmaid’s gown and put the hood up [...]

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

Die Hard with a Vengeance: Awesome Alternate Ending

So it turns out that Die Hard With A Vengeance had an alternate ending that no one was aware of, and after watching it you’ll realize why they didn’t use it—mainly because it’s a helluva lot darker than the original one and it would’ve put people right off. Willis is totally badass though.

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

Black Swan

Despite their perhaps unfair reputation, not all sharks are out to tear us limb from limb and feed on our flesh — take this oceanic whitetip shark for example, rather than eating diver Julie Andersen, it instead plays with her in the water for hours and the two perform a kind of underwater dance. Beautiful, [...]

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2013

6-Year-Old Metaller

She may look all sweet and innocent and like she couldn’t scream the head off a bat, but she can. 6-Year-Old Aaralyn gets on stage for America’s Got Talent and screams her way through her original track “Zombie Skin” as she rocks out with her brother Izzy on drums, bringing down the house like one [...]

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013

Amazing Drunk Singer On The Street (Logan Afyouni)

If you think all drunk people are idiots who deserve their own alternate reality, then this video should restore you faith. This drunk guy stopped a musician on her way home from a gig and told her to teach him a song and he’d sing along. So she taught him “Caroline” by Noah Gundersen and [...]

Monday, July 1st, 2013

Moones – Better Energy – Drunk In Session

So just how drunk do you like the band you’re watching to be? A little bit tipsy or completely wasted so they can barely stand? This interactive video lets you decide, as the Moones play their song “Better Energy” but play it while having a few beers too. How many beers, you get to decide. [...]

Monday, July 1st, 2013

The Garden Defender

Being a gardener can be fraught with problems, aside from those vengeful wasps that will be sure to sting you to death there are also all those bastard insects out there eating your plants and generally making a mockery of your dedicated work. Well, forget about buying slug pellets or anything foolish like that, instead [...]

Saturday, June 29th, 2013

The Breeders – Cannonball HQ

If you needed any proof that the early nineties music scene was the bees testes then look no further than this track from Kim Deal of the Pixies and Tanya Donelly of Throwing Muses’ band The Breeders (gay slang for heteros). With its kickass beginning and funky rock to the beat melody, it’s total win. [...]

Saturday, June 29th, 2013

City of God, Guns & Gangs – Vanguard Documentary

If you’ve seen City of God then you’ll know that, for many, many years Rio de Janeiro’s favelas have been ruled over by violent drug gangs. But what with the city playing host to the World Cup and Olympics (and the current riots because of that), there’s an initiative to give the entire city a [...]

Friday, June 28th, 2013

Girl Games – Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’?

It’s been a while since the last HAWP video, about a year, but Ash is back and this time, sadly, she’s relented to the haters and is no longer playing the games she likes but tries her hand at some authentic girl games. How will she get on? Badly, is probably a pretty accurate prediction [...]