Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing was obviously a complete virgin and never really took a moment to consider the unspoken language of ‘love’, or in this case, pretty much the next best thing, the female reaction a chick has to sitting on Microlab’s latest commercial offering. It may sound like complete Russian [...]

Xmas is ALL about giving! Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this year? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Christmas cheer! – If only [...]

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]