Entries Tagged as 'americans'

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Savages Trailer

It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. [...]

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

Lindsay Lohan’s Changing Face – 25yrs in 60secs Morph

If you want to put kids off drugs and booze then show them videos of Hollywood stars who’ve dedicated their lives to these twin addictions and come back defeated. Ms Lohan was a beautiful starlet and now her face shows the ravages that too much good times can do to a girl. I still would [...]

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Old Spice – Bounce

Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Neo Can’t Dodge Bullets

Neo, not the sharpest tool on the box, is obsessed with one thing, and that’s being able to dodge bullets. He just won’t stop going on about it, it’s the sort of thing that could really grate on you, so much so that you’d be tempted to help him on his way to dodging some [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Eminem)

Mitt Romney, he could be the next president of the USA if he has his way, but just who is this silver-tinted rich schmuck who dodges taxes and eats newborn babies for breakfast? Who’s the real Mitt Romney, not the media persona carefully created by his advisers? You won’t find out here but you’ll have [...]

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

The Shoes – Time To Dance

Jake Gyllenhaal takes to the hipster-laden streets of East London, shakes off his Brokeback persona and does his best American Psycho impression, and starts taking out those skinny-jean wearing mofos like they’re going out of fashion. Dressed in his fencing outfit he goes from party to party to club to snow strewn streets mercilessly wiping [...]

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Willy Wonka ‘You Get Nothing’ Remix

When Charlie and Grandpa Joe query about exactly when they’re going to get their lifetime’s supply of chocolate, Mr Wonka gets visibly upset and lets them know precisely the exact amount of chocolate they’ll be getting a lifetime’s supply of. And that amount is zero. SrslySirius puts his musical magic to this classic scene and [...]

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Rap News 12 – Yes We Kony

It’s March, and the Internet delivers 2012’s first globe-consuming meme: the unstoppable, Kony 2012 video, which has highlighted the plight of African child soldiering like never before, but is it good, bad, painfully oversimplified, or praiseworthy for going viral without boobs or cats?

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

Sarah Palin versus Julianne Moore

This is a scene by scene comparison of Sarah Palin’s appearances in the media and Julianne Moore’s interpretation of them in the “Game Change” movie. And it’s quite frightening how accurate a performance it is from Moore, she nails it pretty much. Which makes you wonder, maybe Palin has been replaced with Julianne Moore so [...]

Friday, March 9th, 2012

‘ME-ME-ME!!!’

Imagine being a world record holder for the longest time spent talking about oneself!? That is definitely something to put on the CV. Nay! It’s something to put on a billboard as tall as the sky that towers over earth for the citizens of the world to stare at each morning a they rise from [...]

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

Things Boys Don’t Understand & Vice Versa

The eternal question that both sexes spend waay to much time pondering over is finally answered by the internet sage herself, Jenna Marbles. She bestows upon us her talents and uses her wisdom of the ages to tell the internets what it is that boys don’t understand. Because she’s nice like that.