It’s great being in a relationship, because instead of sitting at home on your own trawling the internet, you get to argue with someone whenever they want. Think of it as mental sparring, kind of like a Socratic dialogue but where every other spoken word is full of venom and vitriol, and each argument isn’t [...]

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about, get the best minds on the job and then go out there and get the girl. As long as you don’t take too long [...]

The cuddle is an intimate act that doesn’t require you grunt like an animal, instead it’s all about exploring the tenderness of two living things sharing the joy of snuggling. It doesn’t matter if that’s between man and woman, man and beast, spoon and fork, or man and Bob Saget.

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

Now here’s an interesting request you can’t possibly refuse from the cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into when she appeared in Twilight. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the request sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles pinching a loaf, it’s nothing kinky, or maybe it [...]

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. With verve, with succinct wit, with no top on, grandpa calls Rebecca Black a bitch, her mom a lesbian bitch and generally tells it like it [...]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another crud-filled single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection for supplying a historical path to this shitefest. If you start tapping [...]

Hey girls, do you want to meet hot European men, full of Continental sophistication and dark, brooding intelligence? Then you need to start devouring Katherine Chloe Cahoon’s incredible videos (and book!) that stare deep into the complex heart of dating and come out with a marriage proposal. In this vid she deals with the gourmet [...]

If there were more swings in the world, just randomly lying around in public places, there’s no doubt the world would be improved. You’d be walking along hating yourself and your fellow human beings, then shining like a beacon of awesome would be a swing, inviting you to climb aboard and swing your troubles away.

Two guys, on their way home from taking some photos at Formula Drift Palm Beach, they found themselves stranded over night in Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) due to the scourge of cancelled flights. What took place that night both men would remember for the rest of their lives. Mainly cos they videoed it and [...]

A touching tale about one man’s hatred of his life and how painting with the visible part of electromagnetic radiation turned his shitty life around and he refound the will to drag his sorry ass out of bed in the mornings and go paint with light. It just goes to show, there is light at [...]