Entries Tagged as 'americans'

Monday, June 13th, 2011

2CELLOS (Sulic & Hauser) – “Welcome To The Jungle”

Guns N’ Roses, if you were older than about 5 in the 1980s chances are you at some point in that decade were into Axl, Slash, and the rest rocking out in bandanas and ripped denims. Don’t fight the memory, you know it happened. Well I bet you never thought you’d be hearing one of [...]

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

“You Just Don’t Get It, Do You?”

I just don’t get it. Do you? Yes, it’s that cliched line that’s reared its retarded head in movies throughout the ages, the line that you’ve probably never heard uttered by a real human in real life who wasn’t just quoting a film or trying to act like they were in a cheeseball action movie. [...]

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

I Steal Pets

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, feeding off the likeability of other people like a human leech, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets, dressed them up like those popular people, and locked them [...]

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)

3…2…1… And we’re back. Here’s how to offend everyone in America, well, apart from calling them all a bunch of superstitious, lard-bloodied inbreds who think they birthed the universe out of their constitution. But apart from that, you could always address every state stereotype there is and put it in a two minute YouTube video.

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Scary Insect Found In North America

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Live Webcast FAIL!

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Charlie Sheen: Unedited Edited Version

We all remember that interview where the crazy warlock ranted about his tiger blood and 7G rocks? Well, here’s the unedited version of it and Charlie is *ding* off the *ding* chain *ding*. Inside his house & inside his head, this was put together by the tiger-blooded winner himself for his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” [...]

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Adam Kimmel: Downhill Racing Badass

Most people see Newton’s law of gravity as physics, this guy sees it as just another ride, man! Most people would be too terrified to ride a skateboard down a really, really long hill going really fast, this man dons a pale blue suit and jumps on the good ship Win. But he loses badass [...]

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Charlie Sheen WINNING at Call of Duty: Black Ops

BOOM….WINNING! There’s a new sheriff in town and he’s bent on total annihilation of anyone who dares to stand in his way, in short, the ultimate Call of Duty buddy-playa! If you want your foe to meet with a fiery death, with the heat of one thousand suns bearing down upon their enemy ass then [...]

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

“Charlie Sheen’s Got Tiger Blood, Man” – Apollo Run

Charlie Sheen, the man who works on alternate terrestrial realms and has epic benders that would shame Keith Richards. A man who knows how to make a headline grabbing quote that makes you question the sanity of this reality. And now these fine young men have put his complete breakdown/transcendence to a higher realm/journey to [...]

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Bob Dylan’s “No Direction Period” (un-cut)

Everyone remembers His Bobness’s famous hits, like “Mr Tangerine Man”, “It’s Alright Ma (It’s Just A Scratch)”, “Like A Rolling Stone”, but no one ever remembers the lesser known of his oeuvre that got ripped off by such luminaries as Sir Mix-A-Lot, the protest song singer who likes a big butt or two. And this [...]