If you don’t like the films of Stanley Kubrick then you probably can’t see or hear, perhaps you’re a zombie. They’re more Romero fans. However if you’re a living, breathing humanoid then you’ll enjoy this homage montage (homtage?) of edited scenes from all (except Spartacus) of his movies. Awes.

Finally the voice of reason in the courts of America. If this young girl stabbed a classmate then she deserves to be tried as a huge black guy, who probably freebases crack whores into his skull. Because THAT is justice in America today. The children, think of the children, then try them as African Americans.

This behemoth of a slip and slide truly warrants the term epic. For that is what it is. But watching it is slightly annoying because you just want to be there having fun; slipping, sliding. Wonder how long it took to build this monster? And I wonder if they’d mind building one in my back [...]

And so. The great rap battle of pale white kids 2011 begins. (Pale kid raps ‘fast’ was SO yesterday!) It’ll go down in history as a time of such cultural richness, of such fertile artistic abundance that the Italian Renaissance will be a barely remembered footnote to it. Paler. Faster. Gayer.

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party. They had a strategy, let hype build organically, and targeted the right people. Her friends. And then [...]

Loosely following on with our Glee theme (Chris Colfer won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a TV series), prepare for an Englishman to tell Hollywood how it ‘really’ is in last night’s 68th Golden Globes award ceremony. Sparing no punches and probably killing any chance of future film work Mr. Gervais proved [...]

Following on with our Glee theme we have Harry Shum, Jr. swapping his dancing shoes for his killing ones’, and not a gay icon in sight, this is more like it! There’s also not a lot to dislike in this. It’s short, it has a gun fight, a lightsaber fight, some macho hero posturing, decapitation, [...]

Read as a statement the above heading just states the obvious, but don’t read it as a statement, read it as the number of people killed by Mr Bauer. Because that’s what he does. Whether he’s wrenching their guts out to get to a swallowed key, torturing them to death with their Granny’s bloodied, flesh-strewn [...]

She’s called Charlotte, she’s a cute little rugrat and she seems destined to have a future with the Republican Party of “NO” when she’s older. In fact she’s taking the negative to the extreme and beyond, declining any form of subtle manipulation that mummy & daddy can throw at her. I like this kid, she [...]

What’s maths class for if not for doodling, day dreaming, showing off about what a smart ass you are by drawing graphs and making jokes about ancient Greek occultists. And also making casual references to Samuel L. Jackson movies. Is there anything this girl can’t do? Maybe she can’t shotgun a beer, in which case, [...]

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Anyway, enough groundbreaking news, at least now when you type “Lindsay Lohan sex tape” into Google you’ll get an answer that [...]