Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry–and Rick Perry’s here to make it weak. As weak as his idiotic mind that hearts religion but lacks tolerance. Surely, somewhere in those doctrines there’s something about turning the other cheek (doesn’t matter where that cheek is on the body) and embracing your fellow [...]

It was a year of chaos in the world’s political and financial realms, anarchy on the streets and Mother Nature exercising her awesome power. And in the movies, well, things got a little weird. But then when the going gets weird, Hollywood turns pro so bring it on. In case you missed all the strangeness, [...]

Stanley from The US Office is a total pussy magnet, they’re all heading over to his house to strip down to their bikinis and show him some fun times. Sure, he may be a big man who likes to hang out in his dressing gown and slippers, but the chicks dig a man who’s happy [...]

If you grew up in the 1980s you’ll remember the original Karate Kid movies with their waxing on & waxing off and Miyagi & bonsai & bullies in skeleton halloween costume beating up Ralph Macchio. Well while they were making it, some clever buck decided to shoot each scene’s rehearsal with budget cameras so the [...]

If you don’t find yourself enjoying this–come on, it has Spongebob in it–then check your pulse, you may’ve turned into a zombie made from pure anger who can only enjoy themselves when they’re feasting on hate. For those of us who aren’t angry zombies full of scorn, then a little toe-tapping is in order. 10 [...]

If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, as weird as that may seem, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind. Piloting his flesh vehicle around trying to figure [...]

Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator. Balls! Don’t listen to him Link, he’s just [...]

All hail the might of Germany’s favourite sons and thank the gods of metal that they release such awesome videos. It starts off innocent enough as a 1960s beach party then descends into some welcome debauchery as the girls get nawtie and fighting ensues. This is why God gave rock and roll to us.

Detroit, it’s a place famous for a few things, but mostly for producing plenty of automobiles and also that guy who starred in that movie, 8 Mile. And while Mr Marshall Bruce Mathers III and the Motor City have both had to endure their fair share of hardships and upsets, it didn’t stop them from [...]

Quentin Tarantino, he is the bomb without a doubt. If you’re not into his kinetic, homage-laden movies then you must have dead eyes and dead ears and be generally dead inside. Maybe you’re a zombie, but I imagine even they like watching Tarantino, probably all the movement. Anyway, enjoy this celebration of his sweet awesomeness. [...]

The sage-like wisdom of Jenny Marbles continues to enlighten the internet. This time she takes on the subject of sex and what girls think about while they’re doing some horizontal jogging. And they’re not very sexy thoughts, more about how the smell of balls seems to permeate the air. Still, we get to go where [...]